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Chapter Thirty Three.) I'm Not A Hoe

So much has happened in so little time.

I get kidnapped.

I try to escape three times and have a ninja catch me everytime.

I get a stuffed cow.

I press a red button.

I press a self-destruct button.

I- I wipe under my eyes. I lost my stuffed cow. RIP Sir Moocelot.

I go to Spain.

I have weird adventures with my boobs. Don't know why I worded it like that but whatever.

I get drugged by brownies.

I train to be a spy.

I flash a gang leader.

I kiss a gang leader.

I have a water gun fight with the gang.

I cause a fight between the gang leader and his best friend which is stupid because bros over hoes.

I'm not a hoe though.

I start shipping the gang leader and the best friend.

I get kidnapped...again.

I hear a ninja speak for the first time in his life.

And now, I'm standing in a room with the gang leader pointing his gun at his father, who's pointing his gun at me. And I wonder...

This doesn't happen in real life, and yet somehow...

It has happened in mine.