A/N: HELLO MORTALS
Bonnie: You guys I feel so smart rn
Flash: Bonnie who did you kill and what have you been eating lately
Bonnie: I DIDN'T KILL BULL AND I DRANK WATER
Flash: ...
Bonnie: It almost murdered my insides :3
Bonnie: Literally :3
Flash: Wow, you sure are smart
Bonnie: STAHP MAKIN FUN OF ME
Flash: Fight me about it
Bonnie: BUT REALLY
Bonnie: I'M SMART
Bonnie: I SWEAR
Flash: Don't swear
Bonnie: I SWEAR ON THIS GERM ON MIKE'S TABLET
Flash: Welp
Flash: R.I.P. The Germ on Mike's Tablet
Bonnie: SHUT IT
Flash: FIGHT ME
Bonnie: JUST LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I DID
Bonnie: I CAN PROVE TO YOU THAT I'M SMART
Flash: Oml what did you do?
Bonnie: I made
Flash: Okay
Bonnie: A
Flash: A is a letter, continue what you were gonna say
Bonnie: I MADE A CINNAMON ROLL
Flash: I'm done with life
Flash: What part of the kitchen did you burn and who died
Bonnie: CAN YOU NOT READ
Flash: BOI I CAN READ BETTER THAN YOU
Flash: YOU'RE AN ANIMATRONIC BUNNY, IMMA SLAP THOSE WIRES OFF YOUR FACE
Bonnie: EEEEEHHHHH
Bonnie: FAM AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME
Bonnie: HAVE I MADE FLASHY PROUD
Flash: No
Bonnie: But I didn't burn anything
Flash: YOU DIDN'T
Bonnie: And nobody died
Flash: OKAY MAYBE I'M A LITTLE PROUD *tear*
Bonnie: YAS WATCH ME SLAY
Flash: Okay now that you've said that I'm not proud of you
Bonnie: BONNIE THE STAR IS BACK BABY
Flash: You sound like Lord Garmadon
Bonnie: IS HE A BEAUTIFUL PURPLE BUNNY
Flash: No
Flash: He's a deadly man who almost killed his son
Bonnie: I'm not proud of myself either
A/N: Everyone say goodbye to the pour germ on Mike's tablet
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
