Miraculous ~ one shots

"Spicy," - Carthael

READ MY STORIES STUCK AND REVERSE TO FIGURE OUT WTF IS THIS SHIP 😇😇😇😂😂

REQUESTED BY MY BEST FRIEND becausehesbatman ;))

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"I'm not doing it," Lapin Blanc stated.

"Niether am I," Chien Marron rolled his eyes.

There was some silence.

"Looks like nobody of us is doing it,"

"Well if you weren't such a pussy, you'd give it a try," Lapin Blanc said, clearly annoyed.

"Oh I'm sorry, do I look like a cat to you?" Chien growled.

"Yeah. You even have that habit of licking your paw," Lapin smiled.

"Oh well at least I don't wear a hat and a pocket watch and make little girls fall into holes," he replied.

"Are you applying that I look like the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland?" Lapin angrily looked at his partner.

"Well, when you put it in that way," Chien Marron shrugged.

"I could end you,"

"You can certainly try,"

"Race to Eiffel tower and back here. The loser does it,"

"Okay,"

"One,"

"Two,"

"Three,"

"Run!"

They both ran towards the tower, when Lapin Blanc picked up a stick, while running, waving it towards Chien, before throwing it.

"Go, go, Doggy butt!"

"Hey! That's how Chat Noir calls me! Not you, Carrot!" Chein replied.

"What about,..." "No you will not give me another nickname!"

They started climbing on the tower, being really close together, not actually knowing which one was leading.

They ended up together and sighed. "That went well,"

"Yeah,"

"....."

"What if we do it together?"

"I think that's the best idea your dog brain can come up with," Lapin smirked.

"Could you not?"

Lapin shrugged and laughed at Chien.

"Fine I'll try it, but I hate spicy things,"

"Okay, one, two, three,"

They both took a bite.

"I'M NEVER TRYING CHOCOLATE WITH PEPPERS AGAIN,"

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OKAY I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. DON'T JUDGE ME.

The next one shot will probably be djwifi. Someone requested it, so sorry for waiting