"There, the end," I finished with a sigh, shooing everyone away. "Now, be gone!"
"No! I'm not satisfied with the ending!" a reader cried. "There has to be more to the story!"
"Well, there isn't," I lied through my teeth.
The readers snarl and narrow their eyes before taking Sir Moocelot out of their bags. I gasp when they poke him with a knife.
"Do you want him to die?" a reader hissed.
Goddammit.
"OKAY! I'LL TELL YOU MORE!" I surrendered before making myself comfortable on the chair again.
"Good choice," a reader smiled as they settled down.
I frowned. "Okay, so after the whole Keith-gets-arrested fiasco, Val takes me home..."
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The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓
Humor"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...
