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bold + italics : jake

bold : isaac

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"Oh hello there."

"Isaac-"

"What a beautiful day, isn't it?"

"ISAAC."

"Okay gosh, hi."

"Why did you call?"

"Mate we've been friends since kindergarten, you should try to be nicer."

"We were just about to make out and you want me to be nice after you've interrupted that?"

"Ugh, yuck. Sweet lord have mercy."

"Shut up. So tell me what's up?"

"Okay so I was so excited and was about to call you but then, I dialed Glen's pizzeria, by mistake."

"ISAAC SEBASTIAN SCOTT, WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR OVER 13 YEARS AND YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU DIALED A PIZZERIA BY MISTAKE WHEN YOU WERE TRYING CALL ME?"

" In my defense, all foods over dudes."

"I'm hanging up on you-"

"No no no, come back, I love you."

"Asshole."

"Okay so, you know Christie, that tall girl with like beautiful eyes and that cute voice-''

"I know who she is, now what?"

"She asked me out on a date."

"OHHHH, Good for you, mate. She's a nice girl."

"Jake but- you know"

"Fine, I'm coming over. Give me five minutes."

"Also the pizzeria chick is so sassy."

" Or you're just stupid."

"Shut up."

*beep beep*

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"Ugh, why is everybody so mean to me?"

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