---incoming call---
"Good evening, thank you for calling Glen's Pizzeria, how may I help you?"
"Sweetheart, hello"
"Oh god, give me strength."
"Or you could save all your strength for tonight, baby doll"
"Why is this so creepy?"
"..."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"No, but I sure did scrape my knee when I crawled my way up from hell."
"Well, that explains why you're so hot."
"..."
"You have lips. I have lips. Interesting, isn't it?
"Thank you for making me aware of the nuances of human anatomy. I wouldn't have noticed otherwise."
"..."
"If you were a transformer, you'd be optimus fine."
"I have an impelling urge to slap you sometimes."
"...."
"How about punching me?"
"That too"
"Oh, is it?"
"Absolutely."
"Try punching you lips against mine though."
"gahhh"
*beep beep*
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"LILY I THINK STONE HEART LIKES ME"
"I THINK NOT"
"SHUT UP, HYDE"
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a/n : hey, what's up its been a while :")
[okay you can totally hit me for that xD]
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vanz
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