June 1st, 2016 - A very important discussion takes place about phone screens and belly buttons
Teni: BAD NEWS
Luke: Oh no
Luke: Ok hit me with it
Teni: I broke my phone screen and absolutely shattered the front camera so we cant really FaceTime anytime soon
Teni: Well I mean I guess we could. I would see you, you just wouldn't see me
Luke: No that's unfair
Luke: If I have to show my dumb face then you have to show your dumb face too
Teni: Excuse me
Teni: My face is far from dumb
Teni: I'll fight you
Luke: Square up
Luke: My body guard will ruin you
Teni: Does he fight all your fights for you? Is lil lukey incapable of standing up for himself?
Luke: Blocked
Luke: Reported
Luke: Deleted from my friends list on club penguin
Teni: NO IM SORRY
Luke: It's too late. The damage is done.
Teni: It's nice to be able to joke around with someone tbh
Luke: Joke around? My feelings are genuinely hurt.
Teni: Cry about it
Luke: I already did
Luke: On a serious note, you should fix your phone screen
Teni: I'm broke and my front camera is not high on my list of priorities
Luke: I can send you some cash
Teni: No
Teni: That makes me a gold digging leech with a crusty ass vagīna
Luke: Um, no it doesn't? It's barely anything
Teni: I don't need your financial support until I'm a teen mom
Luke: Oh come on quit being stubborn
Teni: No
Luke: You used to buy me six month memberships on club penguin this is the least I can do to pay you back
Teni: Pay me back in puppies and chocolate fountains and expensive makeup. My phone screen is something I can deal with on my own
Luke: You are so stubborn
Teni: :) I know
Teni: Hey!!!!! Do you have a concert tonight?
Luke: Well I'm assuming you're still living in Canada, so our times are a bit different, but yes I do.
Luke: I go on stage in Glasgow in fifteen minutes
Teni: Oh my god good luck my dude
Luke: I don't need your luck, you insulted me a few minutes ago
Teni: Lucas forgive me
Teni: Please
Luke: Can I send you money to fix your phone screen?
Teni: No
Luke: Then no, I don't forgive you
Teni: Oh well
Luke: I have to go get ready I'll talk to you later!!
Teni: Wait
Teni: Super important question
Teni: Really mega important
Teni: The future of our friendship relies on this question
Luke: Spit it out
Teni: Are you an innie or an outtie?
Luke: Innie
Teni: Okay. Good luck out there! Do your best don't mess up
Luke: Thanks teniguin
Luke: I'll make sure it's my best show ever
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@luke_is_a_penguin tweeted: Is it innie or inny? Trying to say "you're an innie belly button in a world of outties". Very urgent. Pls reply.
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idk that tweet just seems like something dumb luke and Michael would make up
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