This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: oh my fucking god DAVE: yall just love to torture me DAVE: i mean, come ON.
KARKAT: DAVE CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
DAVE: i am calm. im chill. im as cool as a goddamn cucumber in winter in the offspring of antarctica and canada. thats how chill i am. DAVE: now lets hit the ground running, shall we?
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DAVE: alright. john....is my very best bro. lets start with that. DAVE: hes a great dude. a great leader. a great hero. a great prankster. hes just a great guy in general. DAVE: ive known john for a really long time and i know for a FACT that if he were to hook up with someone hed treat them like goddamn royalty. DAVE: you know those posts you always see? like someone putting "oh i wish my boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever did this for me" and it's a picture of their partner bringing them food or something nice to their house without anyone asking them to? DAVE: john is one of those guys. DAVE: hed make sure his significant other would always feel all nice and warm and fuzzy inside. DAVE: karkat...hes not one of those guys unfortunately. DAVE: karkat is more....they physical affection type. hed make you feel all nice and safe and loved as he cuddles you for hours with a chick-flick playing in the bg. DAVE: karkat is one of those guys and i am pretty sure john is the kind of guy who also craves physical attention. DAVE: ... DAVE: karkat and john are both really close to me... DAVE: but i just...i honestly cannot see karkat with john. DAVE: with anyone really. DAVE: not that john and karkat wouldnt be great together its just that...im selfish. i cant see my best friend...with my boyfriend. like, its legit physically impossible for me to do so. DAVE: im selfish and i dont want to imagine my matesprit with another dude, let alone my best bro. DAVE: but that doesnt mean i aint scared that the prankmaster will one day swoop my troll boyfriend off his tiny lil feet and steal him away to some mystery movie dungeon. DAVE: but uh, yeah. DAVE: hopefully i didnt piss off any shippers with my major karkat greed lmao.
