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jimin: hey baby, i've got my ion you.

jungkook: what.

jimin: its not my fault i fell in love. you are the one who tripped me.

jungkook: i think im still asleep.

jimin: sweetheart.

jungkook: fuck.

jimin: you give a new meaning to 'edible'

jungkook: fml.

jimin: if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i would be walking through my garden forever.

jungkook: who are you.

jimin: you are so beautiful that you gave the sun a reason to shine.

jungkook: fml pt 2.

jungkook: give mE bAck my COld, noT usE to eXpressIng feeLings bOYFriend pLs.

jimin: i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?

jungkook: how can you lose a huGE ASS TEDDY BEAR PARK JIMIN???

jimin: I WAS JUST JOKING JESUS CHRIST.

jungkook: WyD tHIS ISNT gOoD for mY hEart i tolD YOU THIS LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES.

jimin: is your name oliver? cause in a minute you're gonna be oliver this dick.

jungkook: FML PT 3.

jungkook: park jimin stop.

jimin: you must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive baby boy.

jungkook: i need a bible.

jungkook: PLEASE BUY ME A BIBLE.

jungkook: Im iNnoCent.

jimin: my bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density".

jimin: you're my barium and beryllium because you're my babe.

jimin: babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.

jungkook: my cheeks hurt.

jungkook: my jaw hurts )))):

jimin: kisses you to make it better.

jungkook: i need my boyfriend back.

jimin: i love you.

jungkook: sAVE Me.

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