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--incoming call : unknown number--

"This better be important yo"

"Isaac"

"Is this a dream or are you playing some sort of stupid prank?"

"Why?''

"You're my pizza girl, right?"

"I think so."

"Dear lord, I knew she loved me."

"I beg to differ."

"Request denied"

"Shut up."

"Operation failed."

"Asshat."

"You too, huh?"

"What?"

"How did you think of the smoking hot, fantastic and extremely phenomenal Isaac, at this late hour? Am I keeping you awake baby doll?"

"You wish."

"You're so mean to me."

"And I loveeee it."

"Did you just quote The Weeknd on me?"

"Yes. Okay so."

"So so so"

"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?"

"..."

"NO. YOU DID NOT JUST. NOO."

"I did."

"I'm gonna stay up all night, so I can up my pick up line game."

"You shall fail miserably."

"Shut up."

"I would insult you, but I'm scared I won't do as well as nature did."

"..."

"..."

"JAKE I AM CRYING SHE'S SO MEAN TO ME."

"Such a baby."

"I'd love to be your baby though.''

"Asshole."

*beep beep*
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"Why does she do this? Why does she play with my little heart?"

"His sleepy voice is the cutest thing ever."

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a/n : yo babies <3

two updates in day because ya know I'm vvvv generous xD

two updates in day because ya know I'm vvvv generous xD

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jk I won't have time to update all week :3

ily tho :")

vote/comment/share and follow maybe <3

love always,

vanz 

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