Mafia in Naruto?! (Various x OC)

School?! Jashin, Damn It!

~ Kyaa Itachi-kun is so kawaii in this pic~

I don't own this... Yet fufufu *Author chan's eyes glint*.

Third POV-

"...so that is why this kid is going to stay at your home," the Hokage said while staring at a tied and beaten Sasuke.

"What?! I don't even know this crazy bi-" Sasuke was cut off by Amanda's rocket punch. The Hokage sweat-dropped at the sight of Sasuke shooting up in the air. Amanda put her hand up to her forehead and observed the distance Sasuke flew, admiring her own work.

"You didn't kill him, did you?" The Hokage asked.

"Probably not, ducks are birds right? And birds should be able to fly so..." Amanda responded. 'But Sasuke isn't a duck... And ducks can't fly,' the Hokage sweat dropped again.

"You have the option of becoming a fine shinobi here in the leaf. To do that, you must go to school and take the genin exam," the Hokage mumbled while puffing on his pipe *cough weed cough*.

"NANI?! Why Jashin, why?!" Amanda screamed.

"Who is Jashin?" The Hokage asked and got a long monologue about the greatness of Jashin-sama with Hidan occasionally popping by.

"Never mind, never mind!" The Hokage interrupted, "Just go to school, you'll be able to see your 'kawaii foxy' and 'NaruHina ship' or whatever,". Moments before, while tying Sasuke and beating him to a pulp, Amanda had ranted to the Hokage all about the ships that must sail. She was still deciding which ship was better- NaruHina or SasuNaru.

'Your right! If I go to school I could take a memorial photograph of Naruto and Sasuke... Kissing! This is probably the start of the first episode,' Amanda thought. Flashing a grin, she checked her watch and counted down the seconds.

"Hokage-Sama! It's Naruto again!" A random ninja shouted.

"What is it this time," the Hokage sighed, slamming his head onto the table.

"He vandalized the Hokage Monument!" Amanda was confused, seeing as their words and actions were slightly different from the anime. Perhaps her presence was making an impact on the storyline (or author-chan is too lazy to google this up TxT)?

"Well, looks like I have to deal with even more trouble. You should go to school now before you're late,". With that said, Amanda sped off to the academy.

Time skip~

Amanda's POV-

Yes! It's time to meet my favorite characters, fufufu. I opened the door and asked the kind secretary lady which room I was in. She escorted me towards the door, her black pointed heels clicking along the way. I smoothed out the Uchiha shirt that I stole- borrowed *ahem*- from Sasuke. What if they didn't like me? What if I was doomed to be a background character for the rest of my life? Tch, I can't let that happen!

I used the transformation jutsu to turn into child Itachi with cat ears. Huhuhu this will be fun.

Third POV-
The doors clicked open as the new transfer student walked in. 'He' had smooth black hair and twitching cat ears. All the girls squealed once he turned around. Sasuke jumped out of the table and screamed.

"Who are you and what are you doing with my onii-sama's, I mean Itachi's, body?!" Sasuke raged furiously while 'Itachi' tilted his head and started meowing like a kitty.

"Nya~?" 'Itachi asked.

"Asdfghjkl- SOOO CUTE!!" All the girls screamed frantically until they fainted, blood spouting like water fountains.

"What is going on in here?!" Iruka shouted while dragging Naruto and dumping him in front.

"I just passed your silly little transformation quiz, fool ya fool!" Amanda laughed, transforming back into herself wearing sunglasses.

"WHO ARE YOU?!" the whole class roared, some Fangirls with weapons and most kids falling to the ground from the sheer amount of trolling just done. Sasuke paled and shuddered at the sight of his attacker.