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Big Mack
So yesterday went good

Arrow Guy
I still wanna kill him, idc

Capsicle
You watched him being dragged
away in handcuffs, is that not enough
for you

Arrow Guy
Is he still breathing

Capsicle
Yes

Arrow Guy
Then no

SMOL BEAN
I love you so much Jer 😂

Iron Grandpa
I don't. He spent the entire trial
telling me everything he wanted to
see done to him

Meme Lord
Really not far off from Reyna's dad

Arrow Guy
Ha I love that guy
We went to lunch after and it
was great

Little Wolf
Is that why Theo started crying

Meme Lord
No, he was hungry

Spiderling 🕷
And you knew that right away?

scarlove johansson
It's a parent thing tom

SMOL BEAN
What Scarlett said

Meme Lord
Basically know him better than
I know myself

Arrow Guy
It's a beautiful thing

Iron Grandpa
Tell me about it

SMOL BEAN
I love Theo guys

Chadtastic
So do all of us

SMOL BEAN
I love him more

Tic Tac
Of course you do, you're his
mother

SMOL BEAN
I love him more than chicken
tenders

Chrispy Ratt
Damn kid

Meme Lord
She doesn't even love me more
than chicken tenders and she loves
me a lot

SMOL BEAN
You keep telling yourself that

Thoreal
Sometimes I find it hard to believe
you two are getting married. You still
treat each other like you did four years
ago

SMOL BEAN
Sebby's my bff and he'll always
be my bff

Capsicle
Does he still give you piggy back rides
the way he did on the set of Civil War

SMOL BEAN
Yes

Big Mack
Do you still give him piggy back rides
the way you did on the set of Winter
Soldier

Meme Lord
She's not as strong as she used to be
so no she doesn't

SMOL BEAN
He's just fatter than he was on the
set of TWS

Meme Lord
It's muscle

SMOL BEAN
You're fat

Chadtastic
That awkward moment when Reynastian
is both BROTP and OTP goals

Big Mack
Actually Reythony is BROTP goals

Thoreal
Not anymore buddy

Iron Grandpa
I have to agree with Thor on this one

SMOL BEAN
Y'know what they say, marriage isn't
marriage unless you're marrying your
best friend

Meme Lord
So we're doing something right with our
lives clearly

Capsicle
I just can't believe it took this long

scarlove johansson
Even longer because we have to wait
for the wedding

Meme Lord
It's in November 2018

Little Wolf
fUCKE SK

SMOL BEAN
I'm excited

scarlove johansson
Excuse me

SMOL BEAN
You're excused, my beautiful maid of
honor

Little Wolf
I'm gonna cry

SMOL BEAN
Don't cry, my beautiful bridesmaid

Capsicle
sEBASTIAN

Meme Lord
Hahahaha bye uglies

[Meme Lord has left the conversation]

Big Mack
Fucking asshole men

Chrispy Ratt
Rey who are his best men

SMOL BEAN
They already know who they are

Arrow Guy
It's not me because I'm giving
you away

SMOL BEAN
You and my dad can I really don't care
Fuck tradition
It's my wedding bitch

scarlove johansson
That I'm planning

SMOL BEAN
That's what the maid of honor does

Little Wolf
I'm helping

SMOL BEAN
I would expect nothing less doll
But I must go now to tend to my son
I love you all
Goodbye

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