"The color of springtime is in the flowers; the color of winter is in the imagination." – Terri Guillemets
Dedication: For tauntingly, who has read my dialogue stories from the beginning of time and continues to support them even now. Thanks so much, Skye! <3
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"Welcome, ladies and gents, to Quinn's Fabulous Flirting Guide!"
"Technically, there's only a gent present for this class."
"Excuse you, then who am I?"
"A sarcastic mozzarella stick who won't leave me alone?"
"Next time you call me that, I'm tying your tongue in a knot. Got it?"
"Ouchie, that would probably hurt."
"Now can we get on with the lesson?"
"Aye aye, Captain! Who lives in a-"
"No! God! Please! No!"
"Do it!"
"No!"
"Make your dreams-"
"Speaking of dreams, don't you want to get your dream girlfriend?"
"Jeez, that was an abrupt ending."
"I know of other things that have abrupt endings."
"Wait, what?"
"Ah, innocent little Chipmunk, thou art so oblivious."
"No, wait! Explain to me what that meant!"
"Flirting tip number one- sexual innuendo it up, baby!"
"Okay, how about sexy pick up lines?'
"Yeah sure, I need something to laugh at. The receptionist life is boring. Whaddya got?"
"My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Land."
"..."
"Did you just hang up on me?!"
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
