"If snow melts down to water, does it still remember being snow?" - Jennifer McMahon, The Winter People
DEDICATION: For the wonderful Roonil_Wazlib13, who's the first person to receive a dedication in all of my dialogue stories. Thank you for your support, Sana! I love you <3
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"Hey, Mozzarella?"
"At your service."
"I'm sorry for being an obnoxious asshole."
"..."
"A-Are you still there?"
"A chipmunk and a mozzarella stick walk into a bar. At first, they hate each other, but then the mozzarella stick realises that the chipmunk isn't as much of a dick as it thought."
"Oh God, is this some kind of girl code? Is that a secret riddle? Do you guys have some sort of secret spy headquarters?"
"Chipmunk, I'm saying that I accept your apology."
"Wait, really?"
"Don't make me take it back."
"Out of interest, how many possible ways are there to do that?"
"A million and one."
"Well, Mozzarella, I guess I'm the lucky millionth."
"Oh- hey! You're getting better with the pick up lines!"
"No Penelope required. Er, I can say her name in front of you, right?"
"Well, I'm a girl, so..."
"Is that a yes?"
"Of course it's a yes, you dummy!"
"Oh hey, what's your name?"
"Why should you care?"
"Why should I not?"
"Quinn."
"Say what now?"
"The name's Quinn."
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
