"Always winter but never Christmas." - C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
DEDICATION: pinhead_larry_02 for always being so excited about my stories, it's so cute! Also for the votes and comments, hehe. Thank you so much, babe! <3
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"Ouch! Hey, give me the phone!"
"Um, is this a bad moment?"
"I swear to God, I am going to shove snow down your throat on your next skiing lesson if you don't give- me- the- damn- ha! Gotcha! Hello? Quinn?"
"Er, Penelope? My best-friend-with-skyscraper-legs Penelope?"
"It's not a mutation, why does everyone keep asking me that?!"
"What? I didn't say it was."
"Oh wait, you didn't say that? The service is really crappy-"
"No kidding, you sound like someone took apart your phone and shoved tinsel inside. What's going on?"
"The short version is that there's a gigantic pile of snow blocking mine and your friend's path back to the cabin. We need to take refuge somewhere else, but the asshole whose door we've been knocking on refuses to let us in. Can you make a call?"
"He's not my friend. Also, that's like asking Sherlock whether he can solve mysteries, boo. Wait a mo."
"Oh my God! Warmth! Hot damn, I am going to marry this fireplace."
"Can I be your best man?"
"Sure, and your friend can be one of the bridesmaids. Hey, don't you slap my arm! Don't deny it, I've seen you in a dress."
"What the-"
"Don't ask or I swear I'll do an Oliver Queen next time we see each other."
"Your wish is my command, Merida. So, how are y'all going to get back to the lodge?"
"I can't feel my face, Quinn."
"I don't think quoting The Weeknd is going to get you anywhere, Penelope."
"Fine, since a certain someone accidentally broke our skis, I'll be using the same certain someone as a snowboard back to the lodge."
"Ooh, can you film it?"
"It would be my pleasure."
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
