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DEDICATION: For the wonderful agni-x and her insurmontable support! <3
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"This is Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I-"
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"Who's there? And why are you eating spaghetti?"
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"Are you making out with someone? Am I third-wheeling over a phone call?"
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"Chipmunk? Is that you?"
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"It is, isn't it? Who're you sucking face with?"
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"You know, it's rude to ignore a lady when she wants answers."
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"If this is a prank, it's not very funny."
"Mozzarella?"
"Nah, it's Voldemort wearing a garter belt. Of course it's me, you dolt!"
"Go away, you're interrupting us!"
"You were the one who called me!"
"On accident! You were the one who answered!"
"Ugh, didn't you want my help with flirting tips for our deal?"
"Oh, you've done your part. I don't need your tips anymore. I'll talk to your boss and leave him a nice review."
"You're the guy who squeaks every sentence! You're always going to need flirting lessons! What on earth are you- oh."
"Oh?"
"Oh oh oh."
"Now's not the right time to start singing Single Ladies."
"It's always the right time to sing Single Ladies. You know why? 'Cos I'm single."
"Uh, good to know?"
"On the other hand, you're not. You've finally got yourself a girlfriend, haven't you?"
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"So, who's the grand prize winner, huh? Who's your new missus?"
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"Oh dear lord, is she a stripper? I'd like to see you explain that one to your parents."
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"Okay seriously, what's taking so long? Are you screwing Santa Claus? Are the milk and cookies weighing him down?"
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"Surprise, Quinn. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."
"P-Penelope?"
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
