"Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included." - Unknown
DEDICATION: Aislinglontach16 for being such a sweetheart! Dedications aren't working at the moment, but that's the beauty of a written message. Love ya! <3
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"Mozzarella, oh Mozzarella, where art thou?"
"Chipmunk, are you quoting Shakespeare?"
"No! Ugh, the moment I try and make anything sound fancy, everyone assumes I've been possessed by Shakespeare!"
"Ooh, what's it like being possessed by a guy whose name can be anagrammed as 'I am a weakish speller'?"
"Ghastly, I tell you. Positively harrowing, my dear Mozzarella!"
"Oh, forget it."
"Did you know Shakespeare wore a gold hoop earring in one of his ears?"
"Like Kingsley Shacklebolt?"
"The snow has fallen. Shakespeare is dead. Winter is coming."
"What do you think Shakespeare's Patronus would have been?"
"Probably some parchment or a quill or something."
"Maybe a gold hoop earring."
"Never mind that though, what happened yesterday?"
"W– What? Oh, I dropped the phone yesterday. It must have ended the call."
"Okay, why're you lying to me?"
"I'm not!"
"Mozzarella, just stay calm and use your inside voice. What's really going on?"
"Everything's fine, alright? Can you drop the subject?"
"Nah, it's compulsory."
"God, you're insufferable."
"Coming from a misfit who's going loopy from being overworked."
"You think I'm going crazy?"
"Well, I'm crazy for you."
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
