"My favourite winter activity is going back inside and putting pyjamas on." - Unknown
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"This is Westerden Ski Lodge-"
"Pick up line speed round!"
"Say what?"
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
"Fine, I'll play. I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell."
"Were your parents Greek Gods? 'Cause it takes two gods to make a goddess."
"Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice."
"Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you."
"Ugh, please rewrap me and ship me off to the nearest seller of holy water. I need some to wash my ears out after hearing that pathetic one."
"Oi! One man's camembert is another man's cheddar. Also, speaking of presents, what did Oliver get you for your birthday?"
"If you were at my party, you'd know!"
"If you've met me, you'll know that I'm a socially awkward penguin. I would've ruined your party."
"That's the thing, Chipmunk. I haven't met you."
"I- damn, that's a good point."
"..."
"..."
"Y'know, you're quite the thoughtful conversationalist."
"Yes."
"Any good?"
"Very good."
"You've bantered a lot, I presume?"
"Of course. Enough for a lifetime, far too much."
"Want to banter some more?"
"Oh God, yes."
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
