July 19th, 2016 - Boyfriend material.
Teni: IM OFFICIALLY A FAN
Teni: I AM A FAN AND I AM IN ASHTONS LANE
Teni: I FOLLOWED LIKE THIRTY FAN ACCOUNTS TODAY
Luke: oh godddddd
Luke: they all think that we're dating
Teni: I love your fans tho
Teni: they despised me in the beginning but now I have twelve thousand followers on Twitter (thx to u lol) and they love me because I post a lot of memes
Teni: such relatable content
Teni: follow for more relatable
Teni: amirite
Luke: I'm not kidding there's conspiracy theories that you and I have been dating for ages and we've just been super secretive about it
Teni: that's just fucking ridiculous
Luke: I know right?? they should know we aren't dating
Luke: we're married
Luke: duh
Teni: AHAHAHAHA LOVE YOU
Luke: :-)
Luke: in all seriousness it's actually hell trying to truly commit to a relationship when you're even semi famous
Teni: what why???
Luke: fans obsess about who you're with all the time
Luke: and jealousy sets in sometimes
Luke: and the fucking tabloids ALWAYS say I'm sleeping around and getting girls pregnant
Teni: I got pregnant the first time I saw you on Twitter
Luke: HAHA YOU REALLY ARE A FAN
Teni: I know oh my god
Luke: idk tho it's just wild and there's no privacy in the relationship. everyone's always trying to analyze it to see if we're really happy together or whatever. the worst is when people say it's a publicity stunt
Luke: I don't sleep around either I am a damn good boyfriend. I'm boyfriend material.
Teni: alright then tell me about it
Luke: I always pay for the meal when we get food and I surprise my girl with gifts like makeup and chocolate and gift cards and flowers and I use cute nicknames like Babe and Babygirl and I post pictures of us together just to show off and I'm protective but not obsessive
Luke: I know how to treat a girl like a queen just saying
Luke: the girl always comes first
Luke: in all situations
Luke: ;-)
Teni: the winky face ruined the whole conversation
Luke: it turned you on
Teni: it turned me on when you said you surprise your lady with makeup but then you sent a winky face with a NOSE and now I'm about as wet as the Sahara
Luke: ouch
Teni: fr tho I just need me a man like you
Luke: you deserve better than me
Teni: excuse me?????? it does not get better than you
Luke: you deserve the whole fucking world Teni.
Teni: shut up I don't want the whole world I just want my best friend and that's you
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@teni_nicole tweeted: we put the world away
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;)
so that happened
also this story was set as French?? that's why it wasn't ranking correctly. now it's english and i want to rank super high so vote and comment and tag some friends and send prayers and be my friends cool!! thanks. ps the ranking was the purpose for the double update today so u better help a sister out
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Club Penguin || l.h.
Fanfiction"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."
