The Nerdy One

wow I'm sorry guys I'm a spaz

As you can tell from the title of this little section I've done something really spaztastic. Let me tell you a little story and laugh at my failure of life.

It was Friday the 25th of October the start of half term in the UK which is just a random week of school which is kinda awesome no school for a week whoo! So i get in from school "yeah hi mum just to let you know I didn't die on the bus journey home with a pryomanic" (that's a story for another time) take my coat off and run upstairs with my school to dump in my room which i do like right in front of my door sorry to anyone who trys to enter my room you will trip and die and make my way over to my beloved laptop "hi baby" turn on precious laptop and wait for it to load *la la la makes cup of tea and plays guitar for a bit* during this time period my baby brother comes in ok so he isn't really a baby he is 3 but I can't call him my toddler brother now can I? Now he goes and bashes keys and presses random buttons that have some well weird functions and my laptop suddenly goes holy crap there is something wrong with me I can't freaking turn on here is a range of options for you:

option 1 restart me "ok then I'll restart you" *restarts laptop* holy crap i still can't insert cuss word here work try option 2. By this point my older brother was in and I had picked up my laptop may or may not have knocked it against my door frame and taken it to him "holy crap my laptop doesn't work what should I do?" i give him my laptop "try putting it back to factory settings" so me being the desperate internet addict I am took his advice and put it back to factory settings and guess what......IT STILL DIDN'T BLOODY WORK so by this point I had had enough and threw my phone at the wall by the way my phone still works so phew and nearly burst into tears till tada my mum turns up out of nowhere "well don't we take your laptop round to your tech savvy uncle...who is still currently on holiday why fudgesticles" well done mum give my hopes up why don't you? facepalm.

Luckily on the Monday my uncle was back from holiday yay! So my mum being the doll she is took my laptop round to my uncle's while me and my older brother went to the cinemas to see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 I swear to god I am a normal teenager. My uncle of course bbms me during the film and I don't look at my phone till I'm at home so I read his bbm and go and call him "yeah you wanted me" "yeah hu you have a virus" "i have a what now?" "a virus" in my head I am silently cursing Norton who are my crappy internet security provider "I can fix it......but I need your recovery disks because some plonker put your laptop back to factory settings" facepalm "yeah sure course i know where those are" where the insert cuss word here are they? I frantically look round my house the rest of half term trying to find these non existent disks I swear to god my house is like a black hole and sallows everything important up like I could find lasts years Christmas list but not those bloody disks so I go up to my mum "muuumm I can't find the disks!" "don't worry sweetie I'll call up dell see if they can post us some new disks" I could hug her right now seriously so she goes and calls up dell after finding the box my laptop came I'm glad we never threw that away even though my laptop is 3 years old "yeah hi we need new recovery disks I have the make and model number of the laptop right here" "I'm sorry ma'am do you have the laptop with you we need more information then that" "ermm no that's with my brother" "well I'm sorry ma'am but we cannot help you" well f you dell I mean you stuck us on hold for 20 minutes then we finally get through and 5 minutes later your bastard employee on the other end is like get off the phone biatch and don't call me till you have all the information I need to be a helpful person well I am sorry mate but you could of been a bit more sympathtic I mean bless her my mum doesn't have a clue how to turn on a laptop but here she is phoning up a COMPUTER provider trying to help me out.

It is now Saturday the 9th of November and I still don't have a laptop, so yeah my existense has no meaning anymore and it is safe to say I am experiening internet withdrawal syptoms god help me if this goes on any longer.