Tony: NATASHA
Natasha: Ugh, what is it now?
Tony: MY BEACH HOUSE JUST COLLAPSED
Natasha: Which one? And why do I care about this?
Tony: THE ONE I'M AT RIGHT NOW, AND YOU BLEW IT UP
Natasha: No I didn't
Tony: Where were you, then?
Natasha: Hanging out with Clint
Tony: SUUUUUUURE YOU WERE
Clint: She was
Tony: YOU COULD BE LYING
Natasha: Oh my god, I'm NOT.
Natasha: Why would I blow it up, anyway? You've been slightly less annoying in the last month.
Tony: THAT WAS UNTIL YOU BLEW UP MY BEACH HOUSE
Steve: Jeez, calm down
Tony: IT WAS YOOOOOOOOU
Steve: .
Tony: THE BLOND ELDERLY MAN BLEW UP MY BEACH HOUSE
Bucky: (>*-*)> steve
Tony: And the fangirling winter princess
Bucky: ;-;
Bucky: i cri
Thor: WE MUST NARROW DOWN THE SUSPECTS
Thor: IT TWAS NOT ME I SWEAR IT
Tony: SCIENCE GEEK MAN CHILD
Fitz: Nope.
Tony: FURY
Fury: I don't have time for this crap
-Fury has left the chat-
Tony: NERD
Bruce: Wasn't me.
Tony: ODDLY FEMININE SUPERVILLAIN WITH A HAIR GEL OBSESSION
Loki: Piss off, peasant.
Tony: SHORT ONE WITH NO SUPERPOWERS
Coulson: I can fire you with a single word.
Tony: KITTY CAT
T'Challa: ...
Bruce: Please stop
Tony: TWEETIE
Clint: WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT IT WAS NOT ME
Tony: WORLD'S SCARIEST GINGER
Natasha: I can accept that title
Tony: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SPIDER
Peter: Heeeeeeey -.-
Natasha: Tony it's time for you to stop
Tony: MURDEROUS AVOCADO
Deadpool: That's me ;)
Clint: stOP
Tony: OVERRATED FEATHER BRAIN
Viewed by Sam at 6:47
Tony: OK FLUFF BUTT DID YOU BLOW UP MY BEACH HOUSE
Sam: Ahem
Sam: ...
Sam: Well
Sam: ...
Sam: New phone who dis
Tony: GOD DAMN IT BIRDBRAIN
Sam: I have no idea who's texting me
Tony: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Sam: Wow, what a creep, I'm going to have to leave
Tony: THIS IS TONY YOU IDIOT
Sam: Tony? I don't know anybody named Tony
Tony: JUST STOP IT ALREADY
Sam: I do know this dick called Iron Man though
Tony: YOU LITTLE [ censored ]
Sam: You're pretty offensive, I'm going to leave now
Tony: DON'T YOU DARE
-Sam has left the chat-
Tony: D A M N I T
Oh my god I haven't updated in over a month I'm so sorry there's no excuse for this I've just been sitting around doing nothing I'm sorry guys
And yes I know it's short but I figured I'd get something out tonight... I'm so sorry ;-;
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...
