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iMESSAGE GROUP called AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

WINNIE has changed the chat name to CHRIS EVANS IS AN ASS MAN

WINNIE is italics

EVANS
WINNIE

heheheh
now i know why i always catch
him staring at my booty

LIZZIE
me too!!!

SCAR
he doesn't stare at me because he knows ill drop kick him in the face

JER(CLIT)MY
all hail queen scarlett

TOMMY
chris why u staring at my sisters ass for hmmm

EVANS
u aren't even related!!! -_____-

RUDE
NO
why are you staring at sebs girl for 🤔
do u want to die

DON
#SINNIE

Omg don hi!!! U actually spoke

DON
yeah bye

RDJ
😂😂😂😂

MACKIE
#SINNIE can finally happen now that the princess is out of the equation

TOMMY
WHAT

LIZZIE
Excuse me???????

MACKIE 😳😳😳

RDJ
Seb?? Is that true

SEBASTIAN
Anastasia and I broke up

RDJ
HALLE FUCKING LUJAH

EVANS
You okay bro?

SEBASTIAN
obviously I loved her but I guess it wasn't meant to be

The bitch told me to burn in hell
I hate her
Sorry seb

SCAR
imm gunna go black widow on her ass

LIZZIE
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

SEBASTIAN
which is one of the reasons why I broke up with her

JERE(CLIT)MY
seb you can move onto bigger tings now #SINNIE

TOMMY
do you hear that winnie? Thats the sound of our slang making it into the americas vocabulary

we made it 😏😏😏

BETTANY
anyone going to acknowledge the fact that sebastian broke up with his girlfriend for winnie

MACKIE
i love my life

next time I see her im going to
kick her so hard up the ass so
it breaks her coccyx bone so
every time she has a shit or a fuck
she will be reminded that it
was me 😘

LIZZIE
dammmm

RDJ
if you ever get back with her seb and she stays over im gunna stick her toothbrush down the toilet and put it back

ive done that before
not to the devil but to my brother

EVANS
guys cmon be nice, seb just broke up with her im sure he doesn't appreciate you being rude about her

RDJ
sorry seb

sorry




i still hate her

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