Autumn, Fall, Harvest, whatever you want to call it. Leaves falling, pumpkin spice in the air, but most importantly... it is now Sweater Weather. Bill Cipher, the owner of the local coffee shop sensation "Koffee Kid?" has got his hands full during t...
A/n: watching you guys rage in the last two chapters gives me joy, I know I'm a bad person.
"B-Bill...?" I look around but he wasn't there, just a piece of paper on my bed. I picked it up and read it.
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Pine tree— Congratulations, you lived another meaningless human year I'm glad you did tho I love you. (No Romo)- Bill
"This idiot." I laughed, I walked down stairs because (No Romo) is code for no room (if I hear any comments other wise they're deleted, it's part of the story, y'all like this so don't ruin it! Author-chan out!)
I walked downstairs and called out for him. "Bill? Bill? Soos? Melody? Anyone?!" Nothing... Just then I turned around and sitting in the corner was a paper crown that read
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Under the crown was a note: yes Romo Back upstairs I go. I walked back up stairs and on my bed, after the long five minutes was Bill. I laughed once more "what are you hoping the get out of this?"
"Take a wild guess."
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"You're an idiot, you know that?" I said walking over to him and laying next go him
"Yes but you saved me and this is my gratitude!" He said straddling me
"Bill it isn't even my birthday." I confirmed
"Yes but it's mine." He said taking the crown and placing it on his head
"Alright then birthday boy what do you want for your birthday."
"Hmmm let's see I want a death scythe!" He said excitedly
"A death scythe?" I reassured
"Yes! I want a death scythe for my 21,000 birthday!" He said bouncing up and down in my stomach
"B-Bi-l-l you-rrree h-urt-ing m-e." I said putting my hands on his waist to calm him down.
"Right...sorry..." He said blushing "but please please please pine tree??? I really want one! I pretty one too! Black and blue!" He said sounding like a little kid at a build-a-bear
"Like... This one?" I said scrolling on my phone and showing it to him
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"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!" He said hugging me "thank you so much daddy." He covered his mouth
"Daddy?" I asked holding back laughter
"Shut up! I never said that I don't know what you're talking about!" He said nervously laughing
"You just called me daddy!" I said laughing
"Jeez bill if you wanted to you could've all along!" I said Clutching my sides
His face got red , "shut the hell up, I never said that..."
"Oh yeah you did." I said sitting up "my little baby cipher has a daddy fetish! Aw how cute is that?" I said pinching his cheeks
He puffed them out "you're an asshole, you know that?"
"I've heard it once or twice." My face fell
"What? What is it pine tree?" He asked with concern
