ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴏʟᴇʏ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇꜱ

moments

inspired by a vine i saw like 3 days ago :)

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"y/n are you gonna eat that?"

"no nate, i'm just gonna eat the plate. yes i'm gonna fucking eat it."

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"i'm so in love with you."

"you're such a dork. i love you."

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*talking to your vlogging camera*

"y/n is giving me a ride!"

"i think you should probably rephrase that."

"oh! i'm riding on her back. piggy back ride. that's what i meant."

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"nate, which dress do you like better? the blue or red-"

"are you even listening? my eyes are up here!" you snapped.

"sorry, your ass is huge."

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"what do you think a boy lady bug is called?"

"oh my god, shut up. go to sleep."

"oh my god fine. i'm just trying to have a quality conversation."

"at three am?!"

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"baby please don't cry, i'm sorry i didn't mean it."

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"i'm going make a song just for you."

"oh yeah?"

"yeah it's gonna go, y/n likes touch me here and there, everywhere. she likes to run her fingers through my hair and stare when we're both bare. and-"

"okay enough of you."

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"how do you even do this?" nate said holding your straightener.

"don't hold it there! you'll-"

"OW FUCK."

"burn yourself."

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"why is there a marijuana plant in our bedroom?"

"there's another one on the ping pong table."

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"do you love stew more than me?"

"i'm not gonna say i love him more than you, but he actually gets haircuts, shaggy."

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"oh my god! what happened to you?!"