Blue Moon is our horse btw
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Gideon: Blue Moon tried to kick me today
Mom: Were you standing in front of the gate?
Gideon: No, but good thing he missed me. Things wouldn't have ended well for him. I would've broken his bones
Mom: You hurt my horse and you die! *evil laugh*
Gideon: Don't worry, I won't come second to him
Mom: Not him, me. I'll kill you if you hurt my horse
Gideon: Your horse needs to become smarter
Mom: Okay, I will have a word with him later *pretends to talk to imaginary horse* Blue Moon, you need to be smarter!
Me: 😐
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Weird Things My Family Say {COMPLETED}
HumorMy family say the weirdest things sometimes...so, I decided to write a book on it. These conversations were not made up! This is mostly for my family's entertainment. We keep hysterically laughing at all these funny and stupid conversations
