Gideon: One of the donkeys had its lip pulled up like it was smiling at me
Mom: *starts hysterically laughing* If you see a donkey doing that you should run
Gideon: Why?
Mom: Because it means 'You are on heat and I'm coming to get you'
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Weird Things My Family Say {COMPLETED}
HumorMy family say the weirdest things sometimes...so, I decided to write a book on it. These conversations were not made up! This is mostly for my family's entertainment. We keep hysterically laughing at all these funny and stupid conversations