✓ ♕Poison♕ [Joker x Reader]

Chapter 3: Night Out

Y/N 's POV

"So, what are you gonna do?" I played with my hair in the passengers seat, while joker drove.

"Oh, do you mean what are we gonna do?"

"We?" I felt a rush of anxiety and excitement come over me.

"Yes. Can you handle the sight of blood doll face?"

"A little..." We pulled up to a vacant building that had debris everywhere. Joker put the car in park, exited, and leaned on the car door from the outside, peering in.

"Then you're in for a treat." He laughed hysterically, then got serious in a matter of a second. "Stay close to me. I don't want anything to happen to that pretty face of yours." I rolled my eyes, then joker slammed the door. I got out the car and followed him into the vacant building. At least that's what I thought. We walked in and the building was laid out, and filled with beautiful women in skimpy outfits. There was a circle of women dancing, and when we got closer I saw that there was a man with dark sunglasses on, sitting in a luxurious chair with a woman giving him a lap dance. As soon as he saw joker and I, he told the woman to get off of him, and sent some of the other women away. The man stood up from his chair and greeted joker.

"Ah... Jack. What a surprise my good friend... who's the slut?" The man pointed at me and laughed. I gave the man a death stare then looked over at joker, who seemed utterly angry.

"Where the fuck is my new weapons? You said you'll have them by the end of the week." Joker lunged forward, grabbing the man by his collar and pinning him against the wall. I took a few steps back. "And guess what day it is." The joker said in a singing tone, grinning in the man's face.

"Well you see um... I-I haven't been so wise and-"

"You didn't do what I asked for. It's true... You're not a wise man. If you were, YOU WOULD'VE DID WHAT YOU WERE TOLD AND GOT THE FUCKING WEAPONS!" He yelled, throwing the man onto the floor. J crouched down and punched him repeatedly in the face. Then he pulled out his gun, and aimed it at the man's head.

"Please no! I'm sorry! It won't happen again, I swear! Please, please!" The man pleaded, and J stood up.

"I won't kill ya..." J turned around and looked at me with a smile from ear to ear. He walked over and placed his gun in my hand. "Y/N will. Won't 'cha pumpkin?" I looked at the gun, and tried to give it back to him.

"J, I can't do this." He shoved the gun back in my hand, and forced me to aim the gun at the man's head.

"Sure ya can, just pull the trigger. It's easy, and how do you expect to be my princess if you don't know how to kill."

"I didn't apply to be your princess. You kidnapped me J!" I yelled, gun still in hand.

"Shoot..."J said while I stared at the man who was still pleading on the floor. "SHOOT GOD DAMN IT!" I closed my eyes and pulled the trigger.

Pow! Pow! Pow!

Everything went silent. I opened my eyes and saw the man unconscious on the floor with the bullet holes in his head. I dropped the gun, and covered my mouth at the sight. J walked over and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I moved back, and wiped the kiss off.

"Good job doll face, I knew you could do it." He started to clap his hands. " But next time don't close your eyes because the fun part is watching their skull blow to pieces." I looked at him, and began to smile at the fact that I felt like a badass.

"That was... Wow." I let out a breath and stood in awe.

"The night isn't over yet, we still have one more thing to do." He grabbed my waist pulling me closer, giving me a seductive look.

"And what is that one thing?" I looked into his eyes. He was so alluring, but I remembered that he kidnapped me and just made me shoot a man I didn't know. I took his hand off of my waist and backed away. My body hit the wall.

Joker's POV

She backed away from me and hit the wall. I realized that what I wanted could be too soon for her, but for me it's overdue. I quickly found something else to say, trying to make her relax.

"Well, I haven't had a car chase in a long time..." I threw my pointer finger in the air.

"Mmm... Car chase huh?" She came towards me. "Count me in." Y/N whispered in my ear, then switched away in her heels. Was that a tease? Ohh, she doesn't know who she's messing with.

"Daddy like." I followed behind her to the car, and we drove away. About a few intersections later, we heard the sirens of the police chasing us. And that's where the fun began.

Y/N 's POV

The police were right on our ass. J took out some of the cop cars with his sweet driving skills. He handed me his gun again, and had me shoot out of the car window at the police behind us. Man, was that exciting. I haven't had this much fun since... Hell I don't even remember! J was right, this was one of my best nights. The car chase went on for about 15 minutes and eventually we shook the cops off of us, and we headed back home. We rode up the driveway, got out the purple Lamborghini, and went in the house. Frost greeted us at the door.

"You know you were right..." I stopped at the bottom of the stairs, looking at J.

"About what pumpkin?" He took off his coat, and threw it on the railing.

"The whole 'night of your life' shit. It was fun..." He came closer to me.

"Daddy knows best... don't forget that." He waved his finger in my face.

"Why did you kidnap me? I don't think you ever answered the question."

"I... needed a new sidekick. A girl who was as sexy, and crazy as me. Kinda like you kitten." I blushed a little. Why was he being so nice? He was a asshole earlier today.

"Am I really crazy?"

"Yes. You can be nice to a man, then shoot him in the head three times in a second."

"That's because you forced me too..."

"I did it to get you introduced to killing. One day it'll come like second nature." He took out his gun and pointed it at me, smiling childishly. I looked at the gun, and moved it away from me. J's smile faded when he realized I wasn't afraid.

"I had a wonderful night with you J." I leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. I saw his pale cheeks turn a shade of pink. J quickly looked down hoping that I didn't see it, but I did. He turned around and fast walked down the hallway, putting his gun back in its holster. I went to his room, changed, laid down and went to sleep. Later that night, I felt someone laying next to me in bed. I rolled over and saw that it was joker. He smiled, and looked into my Y/E/C eyes.

"Sorry... go back to sleep Y/N." He whispered. I rolled back to my side of the bed. I felt his arm drape over my stomach, and we went to sleep.

A/N: Aww fluff... but not for long. Mwhaha :) What happens next???