1: Bob who?

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daddykink:  are you today's date? because you're 10/10

britishfrog: OK SMOOTH

daddykink: smooth like this dICK

britishfrog: kenya not

daddykink: was that a pun

britishfrog: yes, yes it was a pun

daddykink: nice

britishfrog: thanks

daddykink: so, what brings you to this app my british frog?

britishfrog: idk, i was just extremely bored and then i seen an add for this talking app on twitter so i thought 'why not?'

britishfrog: what about you? what brings you here with your daddy kink?

daddykink: bob

britishfrog: bob?

daddykink: bob.

britishfrog: bob who?

daddykink: bob duncan. that man is my religion and i am here to force him onto people

britishfrog: did you just

daddykink: oh i did just

britishfrog: wow

daddykink: i know

britishfrog: ok changing topic. do you really have a daddy kink?

daddykink: are you really a british frog?

britishfrog: well i mean i am british but im not a frog

daddykink: exactly

britishfrog: what do you mean 'exactly'

daddykink: im not a daddy but i got a kink

britishfrog: what

daddykink: yep

britishfrog: ...you're weird

britishfrog: im not sure if its a creepy weird or a funny weird though

daddykink: probably both

britishfrog: probably

daddykink: so what's your name?

I almost typed Harry but stopped.

This person had no idea who I was. They didn't know me for being 'famous' or a 'womanizer' or any other thing people say about me. They knew me as a random stranger on a random app and that was all. So why tell them my real name when I had the chance to be someone else, someone that didn't even exist?

britishfrog: my names Harriet 

daddykink: harriet? so you're a girl?

britishfrog: no

daddykink: oh

daddykink: you're a guy?

britishfrog: last time i checked, yeah

daddykink: nice, nice

britishfrog: what's your name?

daddykink: Matt

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