2: What's a 5sos?

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daddykink: hello Harriet

britishfrog: hello Mattelyn

daddykink: STOP I DON'T LIKE THAT

britishfrog: ITS YOUR NAME

daddykink: WELL I HATE IT. CALL ME JUST MATT OR IM LEAVINF

britishfrog: no don't leaf

daddykink: did you just

britishfrog: *smirking emoji with sunglasses*

daddykink: no

britishfrog: yes

daddykink: no

britishfrog: how was family time?

daddykink: no

britishfrog: no?

daddykink: no.

britishfrog: maybe no will be our always

daddykink: nO

britishfrog: no.

daddykink: OSJSJEKAL NO I HATE THAT MOVOE

britishfrog: thought it was a movie not a movoe

daddykink: *angry emoji*

britishfrog: :) im just teasing you

britishfrog: but how can you hate that movie? it's beautiful

daddykink: maybe so but it's also sad and makes me cry and i don't like anything that makes me cry

britishfrog: fair enough then

britishfrog: but how was family dinner?

daddykink: oh you know, screaming and yelling, throwing food, someone got stabbed, the usual

britishfrog: um...

daddykink: dUDE IM JOKING WE'RE NIT THE FRICKIN BRADY BUNCH

britishfrog: pft i knew that

daddykink: no but really, it was okay i guess. i mean there was some yelling but that's only because my younger brother Garrett doesn't get along with our dad

britishfrog: why not?

daddykink: idk

daddykink: they've never gotten along for as long as i can remember

britishfrog: oh so they've always fought?

daddykink: yeah but its okay, they still love each other

daddykink: anyway enough about my family, what about yours?

britishfrog: mine are pretty normal

daddykink: define normal

britishfrog: well there's me, my sister, Gemma, and then my mom

daddykink: what about your dad?

britishfrog: he.. he's not around anymore

daddykink: oh my god im so sorry

britishfrog: no, no it's not what you think, he's not dead *laughing emoji*

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