britishfrog: you want my number?
daddykink: is that not what i just asked for?
britishfrog: no, it is
daddykink: okay good
daddykink: so... are you going to give it to me or no?
britishfrog: oh right
britishfrog: *sends number*
daddykink: YAY
daddykink: okay im making you a contact and deleting this app, brb
britishfrog: okay *message not delivered*
A few minutes went by as I waited for her to text me. My stomach grumbled so I set my phone down, picking up the phone beside my bed and calling room service. I heard my phone go off a few times as I placed my order, then I checked my messages after I hung up the other phone.
unknown: heeyy its matt
unknown: this is my number obvs
unknown: wtf did you die
unknown: i saved your name as Harry
My eyes almost bulged out of my head. My fingers couldn't keep up with my mind as I typed a response, after making sure I saved her as a contact.
Harry: why would you save my name as Harry? my name is not Harry. its Harriet. my name is Harriet not Harry, why is my name Harry?
Mattelyn: dude
Mattelyn: chill tf out, i know your name is Harriet but i figured Harry could be a nickname
Harry: oh
Harry: a nickname yeah okay thats cool
Harry: but wait now i need a nickname for you
Mattelyn: Matt is my nickname
Mattelyn: you do have me saved as Matt right
Harry: sure
Mattelyn: YOU TOOK TOO LONG TO REPLY
Mattelyn: WHAT AM I SAVED AS
Harry: well it was Mattelyn but now im thinking 'crazy hoe' suits better
Mattelyn: how did you know i was a hoe omg
Harry: took a wild guess
Mattelyn: oK BUT NO
Mattelyn: CHANGE MY NAME
Harry: OKAY FINE JESUS
Harry: CALM YOUR TITS
Maybaline: MY TITS ARE CALM
Maybaline: did you change my name
Harry: yes
Maybaline: what is it now
Harry: maybe its Maybaline
Maybaline: ARE YOUS RSRFTSN KJ
Maybaline: i hate you so much i stg
Maybaline: why do i even talk to you
Maybaline: like serously why
Maybaline: you're not funny
Maybaline: you have a girls name
Maybaline: i bet you are a girl
Maybaline: i bet you arent even british
Maybaline: i bet you're some 13 year old who doesnt have any friends because she revolves her life around some lame ass tv show like the vampire diaries and she weighs as much as a baby hippo and eats as much as an elephant and uses tape to keep her eyes open while she stalks harry styles at 4am
Maybaline: oh wait thats me
Harry: I WAS GONE FOR A MINUTE JFC
Harry: also
Harry: wtf did i just read
Maybaline: a masterpiece
Harry: if that was you at 13 i am so sorry
Maybaline: thats me now wtf
Harry: are you kidding me
Maybaline: ok i dont actually tape my eyes open but the rest is 103% accurate
Harry: thats sad
Maybaline: maybe
Maybaline: or maybe its maybaline
Harry: YOU CANT MAKE THAT JOKE ONLY I CAN
Maybaline: SUCK MY ASS
Harry: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WTH ASSES
Maybaline: IDK MAYBE BECAUSE
Harry: BECAUSE???
Maybaline: because its... *whispers* maybaline
Harry: bye
Maybaline: NO COME BACK
Maybaline: IT WAS AN ASSIDENT
Maybaline: i just fxcking snorted omg im hilarious
Maybaline: PLS COME BACK IM SORRY
Maybaline: well not realy but pls
Harry: you are so desperate and clingy
Harry: you sent 5 messages in the span of 12 seconds
Harry: i literally looked away from my phone, took a bite of food, looked back at my phone and had 5 messages
Maybaline: i have abandonment issues ok
Harry: clearly
Maybaline: eAT ME
Harry: ..what
Maybaline: did i stutter
Harry: no but like
Harry: i cant tell if you meant that in a dirty way or if you genuinely want me to eat you, like just grab your leg and dig in or
Maybaline: GRAB MY LEG AND DIG IN SHSHAAJHA
Maybaline: no but i know what you can dig into
Harry: my food?
Maybaline: no
Maybaline: my aSS
Harry: jfc
Maybaline: ;)
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a/n: I KNOW I DIDNT UPDATE SUNDAY AND WAS SUPPOSED TO BUT I DIDNT AND YEAH DONT HAVE AN EXCUSE
anyway i know this chapter was hella short but im gonna be updating another chapter tonight so yeah
drop a vote if you liked the chapter and as always, thanks for reading, xx.
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