incoming call : mah boi <3
"Bonjour ma précieux"
"What up, dweeb?"
"Jeez, how do you go from cute little girl to Satan's spawn in five seconds?"
"Skills."
"You're so lam-"
"DON'T RUIN MY MOMENT ,I WILL KILL YOU."
"Please kill me with your love, belle dame"
"Wanna know something embarrassing?-"
"YES YES YES"
"-okay no wait, bad idea. I'd rather no-"
"Pleaseee princess."
"I prefer queen."
"Baby girl."
"Ew, what daddy kink is this?"
"Fine, gosh. Queen Jenny Scott-"
"Did you just unlawfully make me your wife?"
"Mhm"
"The fuck?"
"What? I like the sound of it."
"..."
"..."
"Okay on to the embarrassing thing."
"Go for it, unleash the cringy animal."
"Fuck you too."
"I know you think about it."
"Isaac, yuck."
"Tell me the story, babe."
"I fell in a crowded hallway while singing 'Let it Go' with headphones on. I didn't even know how loud I was. Oh my god, everybody laughed their asses off."
"..."
"Don't you dare laugh."
"I'm holding it in."
"LET IT GOO, LET IT GOO. DON'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE."
"..."
"..."
"...hahahaha."
"I'm so clumsy."
"Explains how you fell for me."
"Shut up."
"But seriously-"
"Tell me.."
"You can fall in hallways, or you can fall from trees, but the best way to fall, is to fall in love with me."
"You smooth boy."
"Only for you, baby."
"Have a nice day, Isaac."
"I know I will."
"Don't be so sure."
"I just know-"
"How?"
"You make everyday better."
"Cheesehead."
"Also butter fingers, according to what the ladies say."
"Idiot."
"Bye, babe."
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*beep beep*
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"I know I will have a good day too."
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a/n : YO MAH BABIES
*dodges tomatoes and eggs*
In my defense, I got two words.
No motivation.
But here I am ayyy (;
I love y'all x
vote/comment/share and maybe follow <3
means a lot to me :')
-vanzetti
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His Pizza Girl ✔ {#2}
Short Story→ SPIN OFF TO FLIRTLINE BLING When Isaac accidentally calls a local pizzeria, he meets Jenny, a sarcastic and witty girl, as perfect for him as you can imagine. Amidst late night conversations and constant bickering, can they become anything more th...
