In Quotes
-*players smash into Plexi Glass*
"Excuse me. Sir? Sir? Excuse me- Sir? Sir? Fellow fam wants to say "Hi". Sir?"
-"The other team has more points than I do girlfriends."
"But they have 0."
"And your point?"
-"bOI!!"
-"Any word on *Friend-
*puck hits Plexi glass*
"JESUS!!"
-"And I think *Friend 1* just walked off the face of the universe."
-"Are *Friend 5* and *Friend 4's Sister* for real shaking their hips just so they can get in the jumbo screen?"
"That's them for ya."
-"*Friend 3*, stop doing the Wobble just so you can get on the Jumbo screen!
-*players smash into Plexi Glass and pucks hit Plexi Glass*
"Someone's gonna die tonight."
-*players hit Plexi Glass on the other side*
"So we're all concerned that the Plexi over here is gonna break every time something hits it, and every time something hits the Plexi over there, those little kids over there are beating the shit out of it!"
-"Hey, Im sending a selfie of us to my mom."
"*Friend 3*, look at the phone."
"No."
-"So you know how the coaches wear traction cleats on the bottom of their shoes so they can walk across the ice?"
"Yeah."
"If I coached hockey, I'd be that one coach who could wear traction cleats and STILL find a way to fall on my ass!"
