TF2 x Reader Oneshots

*How They Would Be As Parents*

Another one I thought of in the shower. Enjoy! :*

Scout- He'll be the changed-dad person. Like Altair, he'll change his carefree and show off-y persona finally realizing that he has something bigger than himself: His kids. Though he may say that dad jokes aren't his thing, he'll crack one more often than he thought and will constantly bombard his kids with tales of glory, which can be exaggerated to fit his version of the stories. But overall, Scout is a selfless parent who'll want to earn his kids' love- not only their respect.

Soldier- Enthusiastic waiting dad and a nervous wreck when the kid actually comes into the picture. He's sometimes so preoccupied with learning to be a good parent, he forgets that his child needs him to do the actual doing- Soldier reads all these books on changing diapers, but has forgotten to put it into actual practice; but once he realizes his mistake, he does do his best to remedy it. Even though other dads tell stories of Cinderella or The Little Princess, his children love him all the same when he tells them stories of his greatest moments in WW2.

Pyro- He will trust his kids with his true face and is one to try and keep them as far away from his past as a mercenary. He lets them chase their ambitions and will give them whatever they desired as long as he thinks its good for them. As for the children's play, he tends to give them regular firework shows and will hand them down his treasured Balloonicorn- to keep the nightmares away and such.

Engineer- The Texan is a natural in the parenting field. He keeps a close eye on his kids and makes sure they won't go anywhere unsupervised near his toolbox or his contraptions, but will be more than happy if they watch him work and take an initial interest in his field. Dell is one who'll baby proof the house and actively participate in changing the diapers, and giving them baths. Though soft spoken, he will be very stern when disciplining his kids.

Heavy- Even though he tries his best to be as tender as possible, he will find his children intimidated by him. It worries the Russian especially if the kids are too behaved; for once, he'd like them to feel free and act like their age- break some things once in awhile or do something that drives a parent crazy. Overtime, he sees some improvement but will still keep in mind the importance of discipline. Heavy will tiptoe when the children are sleeping, kiss them on the head, head back, and make them some warm soup for when they wake up.

Demoman- Tavish will actively participate in taking care of the kids whenever he has the time. As they grow up, Tavish picks up on his mother's ways and will bring on the importance of making plans for the future. As for their diet, he'll make sure they eat right and will let them drink alcohol...only when the time is right. He's not ashamed of his mercenary past and will often brag to Soldier how his "laddies an' lassies" have the fatest cheeks or the stubbiest baby fingers.

Medic- He won't even try to hide his mad-doctor persona, and thankfully, his kids find it rather funny and endearing. Like Soldier, he's a nervous wreck and a try-hard, and will want to do things for the kids- but he sets his limits. Medic knows he has to teach them to fend for themselves and be independent little Germans; but even then, he'll unconsciously shower them with much attention and gifts (because of his skillfully surgeon hands, he's abused his ability and makes tons of stuffed toys) and gives the kids adorable nicknames like Taube, or Bärchen.

Sniper- Very caring parent, takes after his mom. He's dedicated, nurturing, but still particularly stern about keeping the kids in line when they need to. He might be the most relaxed parent and as much as he looks out for them, Sniper is one who'll use the pain of life as a teaching aid for letting the kids grow. Overall, he's devoted and caring and will be very involved in their growing process.

Spy- The Frenchman, as you might've guessed, is very picky for his kids and wants the best for them and won't settle for anything less. He doesn't go by the book and will raise his kids how he thinks is right. Spy can't resist the sound of their cries when they were babies and will tirelessly wake up in the middle of the night just to make them feel like they're not alone. Although, he does take great care in minimizing the spoiling, Spy still takes perfection to a whole new level and is a great hands-on parent.

Welp. Short little thing I made. Thanks for all the reads guys- totes appreciate it :*

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