incoming call - Isaac <3
"Hello, from the other side."
"OH WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CUTE BUT YOUR ADELE-REFERENCING-ASS JUST RUINED IT."
"Oh come on, everyone loves Adele."
"WHO THE FUCK SAYS HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE? THE GODDAMN CHICKEN THAT FINALLY CROSSED THE ROAD?"
"..."
"..."
"Don't laugh."
"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet-"
"You stupid fu-"
"I love annoying you so much."
"Clearly so."
"How was your day?"
"Eh, nothing special."
"Let's make it interesting. Oh yeahh, did you say pick up lines? Oh sure-"
"Isaac no-"
"Only because you insist-"
"God why-"
"You sexy. You fine. I really wanna make you mine."
"My second grade English teacher would gag at your attempt at poetry."
"..."
"Another one you say? Sure sweet pea."
"God if you're up there-"
"If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me."
"If we were binary, you'd still be 0"
"..."
"...."
"Thou art wounding me."
"It's my pleasure."
"..."
"Shut up, Jennifer, I missed you."
"Oh really now?"
"So much."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I know you're smiling."
"Am not"
"Are too."
"Go away."
"Where to, miss?"
"To the stars."
"Titanic much?"
"Best movie of all time."
"Why go to the stars, when you could walk into Glen's and see them in your eyes."
"..."
"..."
"I'm dead."
"..."
"Don't die, my melodramatic Juliet."
"You're the cutest, Romeo."
"Go to sleep dork, and stop smiling yo, you've got a smile that could light up this whole town."
"..."
"..."
"Idiot."
"Yours truly."
"Shush, good night, loser."
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*beep beep*
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"Dear god, I'm so in like with her."
"I really cannot wait to meet this boy."
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a/n : pls shoot me xD I swear writer's blocks are the worst :'|
This is the best I could do, I'm sorry if I disappointed you ;-;
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I love y'all <3
thank you for everything (╯◕_◕)╯
-vanz
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