Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
8:30 PM
Canada
"Hey."
"Yo."
"What's your last name?"
"Beckett."
"Nice."
"What's yours?"
"Rainbow."
"..."
"I was just joking, geez."
"..."
"It's Sawyer."
"Nice."
"Can I tell you a joke?"
"Sure."
"Is there a hole in your shoe?"
"I'm not wearing shoes..."
"Seriously? Just go along with it, how hard is that?"
"Fine, no they don't."
"Then how did you get your foot into it?"
"That was lame."
"You're lame."
"Nah-ah, i'm fabulous."
"What about this one, two cows are standing in a field, cow 1: did you hear about the out-break of mad cow disease? cow 2: good thing I'm a helicopter. BAHAHAHA..."
"..."
"Why aren't you laughing? that was funny!"
"It really wasn't."
"Fun sponge."
"I am not."
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Okay, how about this one, how does a train eat?"
"How?"
"It goes chew chew... BAHAHAHAHAHA."
"..."
"You know what, I don't like your attitude."
"Not my fault you have the worst jokes in the world."
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended -
"Well then."
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