✓ ♕Poison♕ [Joker x Reader]

Chapter 14: Gasoline

Are you insane like me?

Been in pain like me?

Bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me?

Just to pour that motherfucker down the drain like me?

Would you use your water bill to dry the stain like me?

Y/N' s POV

I laid there... for five fucking months. I knew I've been in this damn coma for that long because I heard J tell that to Frost about an hour ago. I hear everything. I even heard that long heart felt speech J gave to me. I just wanted to sit up and give him a big kiss but I couldn't. Since then, I've been able to move a little bit, but only in my fingers so far. Everyday I have tried to open my eyes, but my muscles refuse. But slowly, I can feel my coma disappearing. I heard the door open, and footsteps come to the edge of the bed. I knew it was J.

"Doll, I'm going out to take the edge off of me. I know I promised to never leave you, but I have to do this." He grabbed my hand tightly. "I love you pumpkin." Just when he was about to let go of my hand, I gripped his hand.

J's POV

I grabbed her hand and told her I loved her. I was about to walk away when she gripped my hand. I couldn't believe that just happened! I looked at our hands intertwining together, and I moved closer to Y/N's face.

"You're awake!" I kissed her forehead. "Can you hear me? If you can, squeeze my hand again pumpkin." I waited, looking down at our hands. Then I felt her grip again. I let go, and cupped her face in my hands. I kissed her passionately, then pulled back. "Can you open your eyes..." I looked down at her beautiful face, waiting once again. I hate waiting, but seeing her stunning Y/E/C eyes is worth the wait.

Y/N's POV

"Can you open your eyes..." I heard J say. I laid there concentrating on my eye muscles. I tried to open them but I felt resistance. I tried again and my eyes opened a little bit, then was shut quickly. I figured third time is the charm and I forced my eyes open. Everything was blurry. I blinked a few times, and my vision slowly became better. J was looking down to me, smiling like there was no tomorrow. I tried to sit up but my muscles were still stiff. J saw me attempting to sit up, and wrapped his arm around my back, pulling me up. I stared at him, then I tried to speak.

"G-Get... me..." My voice was raspy but I continued. "O-out of... the b-bed." I cleared my throat, and J nodded. He unhooked me from the heart monitor, and the ivy. J picked me up bridal style, and set me in the nearest chair. He kneeled in front of me, placing his hand on my leg.

"I missed you..." I said.

"I missed you too princess." J pushed a piece of my hair behind my ear. "Are they treating you nice now?"

"W-who is 'they'?"

"The voices doll. I know they were the ones who drove you to do that to yourself..."

"They're better... but they still tell me crazy things."

"Like what doll? Tell daddy." He gently grabbed me, and I stood up slowly. I placed my hands on his chest and sighed.

"They tell me that I can't wake up, this is not a dream, I'm part of a machine and that I'm not a human being..." A tear escaped my eye and J hugged me tightly. "These voices wont leave me alone."

"You'll learn to live with 'em pumpkin. Everything is gonna be alright." He kissed me on the forehead, and I looked at J with wide eyes. I let out a giggle.

"I'm in love with the clown prince of crime... I don't think everything is gonna be alright J."

"You have a point doll..." We both smiled and I kissed him, wrapping my arms around his neck. He kissed back and I ran a hand through his bright green hair.

"I see you're feeling better though." He pulled back from the kiss.

"Well... my heart is gold and my hands are cold..." I kissed him once more.

"Come with me doll. I know your hungry." He left the room and I followed him to the kitchen. We ate and talked about what happened in the months I was out. More banks robbed, and more blood splattered throughout the city, but no encounters with the bat. I started to think about my best friend Jenna and my new friend Bruce, wondering if they were ok, and what they were doing.

Later that day

I was in the living room with J watching tv. We were sitting on the couch, and J had his arm around me. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel from the movie that just ended to the news station. Then I heard the most chilling report in my life.

This just in. The caped crusader Batman finally made a statement about the robberies happening throughout the city. He said and I quote "I will find The Joker and kill him personally. I have placed The Joker in Arkham Asylum many times, and there hasn't been any progress.These robberies have to stop, and I will do anything to save the people." The caped crusader has not yet been identified, but we trust him in finding and getting rid of the joker.

I dropped the remote, and stared at the tv in shock. I looked over at J who was laughing historically.

"This asshole really thinks he's gonna kill me!? And I thought I was funny!" He continued to laugh loudly, then I turned my whole body to face him. I gave him a serious look. "Why so serious pumpkin?"

"Because this is serious! I don't want you to get killed!"

"Doll, I'm not gonna get killed."

"Damn right you're not. I'm gonna kill that bastard my DAMN self!" I grabbed a random gun off of the table and pointed it to the tv that still had Batman on it, standing rather quickly. "I'm gonna rip his fucking ARMS OFF, FEED THEM TO THE SHARKS, SLIT HIS THROAT, CUT OFF HIS HEAD, AND MOUNT IT OVER THE FIREPLACE!" I yelled. J looked at me with lust in his eyes. "BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HURT MY DADDY!

"Did you know that when you're mad it turns me on?"

"Hmm, I never knew..." I put down the gun, and gave him a smirk. J stood up from the couch, and we were inches apart. He kissed me hard, and I ran my hand through his bright green hair. "We need to take care of him." I grabbed J by the hand, and we went outside to the purple Lamborghini. We got inside and he gripped my thigh.

"What else are you gonna do to him doll?" J asked.

"Set him on fire... but first I need gasoline." I smiled at J widely, and we sped off.

A/N: You are showing your crazy side! Yay :D I based the chapter off of the song above. Gasoline by Halsey. Idk if you guys like to listen to music and read but I fucking love her so I had to put it in the story, there might be more Halsey song inspired chapters but idk. Oh and don't forget to vote and give this story feedback, I love to see your guy's opinions! See ya next chapter! :D