[3:51]minswag: uh
minswag: sorry i ignored your messages?
minswag: but just thought i'd inform you that i'm not jiminnnnn and i'm not dating a bathtub
minswag: that's pretty pathetic to be honest :/ very low standards
jjk.art: oh shit
jjk.art: omg i'm so sry
minswag: it's fine. you actually wouldn't believe how often this happens
minswag: people dm me for commissions then go to dm their friend who is always at the top of the dm list the following hour, day, or so forgetting that i'm at the top of their list (being the one who they sent their most recent message)
minswag: the number of nudes i've gotten because of this is sad
minswag: but requests to drag a dead body into an art store and make a eulogy? i think that's a first
jjk.art: i'm sry omg this is so awkward
jjk.art: by any chance do u cancel commissions because of people sending nudes?
minswag: well
minswag: depends on how bad the nude is
minswag: because you know, some nudes can be seen as art
minswag: uh wow i just realised how disturbing that sounds. please don't be disturbed by my awkwardness.
minswag: also, if you are concerned about your commission being cancelled due to these messages, it won't be. unless my entire status changes and i must refund and cancel commissions, you will still get your commission.
jjk.art: oh thank god
jjk.art: so
jjk.art: what do you consider bad nudes
jjk.art: because "nudes can be seen as art"
jjk.art: which nudes aren't seen as art
minswag: if you send me a nude i will draw you a stick figure with some shitty ass shading.
jjk.art: that was a serious question!!!
jjk.art: btw can you draw that for me with my commission
minswag: uh
minswag: sure
jjk.art: you are a good man, mr. minswagilious
minswag: did you just call me mr. minswagilious
minswag: oh my god "mr. minswagilious," that's gold
minswag: changing my bio.
jjk.art: to what??
jjk.art: Mr. Minswagilious?
jjk.art: ¿¿señor minswagilious??
jjk.art: ¿señorita?
jjk.art: OH MY GOD
jjk.art: YOU DIDNT JUST
minswag: I did.
jjk.art: "they don't call me mr. minswagilious for nothing?"
jjk.art: i'm diseased
minswag: so
minswag: to Michaels?