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minswag: uh

minswag: sorry i ignored your messages?

minswag: but just thought i'd inform you that i'm not jiminnnnn and i'm not dating a bathtub

minswag: that's pretty pathetic to be honest :/ very low standards

jjk.art: oh shit

jjk.art: omg i'm so sry

minswag: it's fine. you actually wouldn't believe how often this happens

minswag: people dm me for commissions then go to dm their friend who is always at the top of the dm list the following hour, day, or so forgetting that i'm at the top of their list (being the one who they sent their most recent message)

minswag: the number of nudes i've gotten because of this is sad

minswag: but requests to drag a dead body into an art store and make a eulogy? i think that's a first

jjk.art: i'm sry omg this is so awkward

jjk.art: by any chance do u cancel commissions because of people sending nudes?

minswag: well

minswag: depends on how bad the nude is

minswag: because you know, some nudes can be seen as art

minswag: uh wow i just realised how disturbing that sounds. please don't be disturbed by my awkwardness.

minswag: also, if you are concerned about your commission being cancelled due to these messages, it won't be. unless my entire status changes and i must refund and cancel commissions, you will still get your commission.

jjk.art: oh thank god

jjk.art: so

jjk.art: what do you consider bad nudes

jjk.art: because "nudes can be seen as art"

jjk.art: which nudes aren't seen as art

minswag: if you send me a nude i will draw you a stick figure with some shitty ass shading.

jjk.art: that was a serious question!!!

jjk.art: btw can you draw that for me with my commission

minswag: uh

minswag: sure

jjk.art: you are a good man, mr. minswagilious

minswag: did you just call me mr. minswagilious

minswag: oh my god "mr. minswagilious," that's gold

minswag: changing my bio.

jjk.art: to what??

jjk.art: Mr. Minswagilious?

jjk.art: ¿¿señor minswagilious??

jjk.art: ¿señorita?

jjk.art: OH MY GOD

jjk.art: YOU DIDNT JUST

minswag: I did.

jjk.art: "they don't call me mr. minswagilious for nothing?"

jjk.art: i'm diseased

minswag: so

minswag: to Michaels?

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