Harry: so do you like bread
Maybaline: what? *laughing emojis*
Harry: idk i couldn't think of a way to start a conversation
Maybaline: how about, idk, hello?
Harry: too basic
Maybaline: alright then
Harry: so do you
Maybaline: do i what
Harry: like bread?
Maybaline: i mean i guess?
Harry: nice
Harry: what kind of bread?
Maybaline: are we seriously going to have a conversation about bread
Harry: yes
Maybaline: fine
Maybaline: i like white bread
Harry: what about wheat bread?
Maybaline: ew no
Harry: wtf
Harry: wheat bread is healthier than white bread
Maybaline: i dont care it taste like the bottom of my brothers foot
Harry: how do you know what the bottom of your brothers foot taste like?
Maybaline: i have a dark childhood
Harry: oh
Harry: so get a flashlight
Maybaline: what
Maybaline: what do you mean get a flashlight
Maybaline: i dont understand
Harry: take your time
Maybaline: .....
Harry: ....
Maybaline: OHHHHHH
Harry: aannnd she got it
Maybaline: HAHAHAH THATS THE FUcking dumbest joke ever harry you disgrace
Harry: i thought it was funny
Maybaline: of course you did
Harry: :(
Harry: seriously though how do you know what the bottom of his foot taste like
Maybaline: well if you MUST know
Harry: i must
Maybaline: my older brother and younger brother always liked to gang up on me growing up
Maybaline: and when i was i think 10, my younger brother was 9, and my older brother was 12
Maybaline: and my younger brother did everything my older brother said because he looked up to him and always wanted to hang with him and his friends and stuff
Maybaline: so my older brother convinced him to wear the same pair of socks for a week straight and to not wash his feet when he showered
Harry: i can smell the horror already
Maybaline: yeah and so a week went by and my older brother tackled me in the front yard and held me down while our younger brother took his shoes and socks off and stuck his foot in my mouth
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Catfished - {COMPLETED}
FanfictionI held my breath as I hit send. My heart was pounding in my chest and my hands were slightly shaking. 'wow you are hella cute' she replied after a solid 30 seconds of silence. I let out the breath I was holding in relief. She thinks he's cute, good...
