Me: what up warriors, my name is constantwarrior
Whiskee: and I'm her bro
Jersey: and I'm her sis
Whiskee: and welcome
Jersey: to
All three: our ask or dare show!
Me: now... After Sebastian's sugar rush rampage, we had no choice but to tie him up till he calms down.
Sebastian: *muffled screams* *thinks* come at me bro
Me: now... Today... We still don't have many readers of this book
Jersey: who the Frick cares anyway
Me: so true sis, the number of readers won't effect our fun! now... This first dare... Won't be to bad *thinks* for us 😈
Jesse: I thought we were gonna suffer
Me: 😈 ... Jesse... Fight the wither storm... With leather armor and a stick as your weapon
Jesse: I spoke to soon...
Petra: *secretly whittling* *thinks* please don't do this to Jesse. I will kill you if he dies
Me: 😰 and just to be safe... *throws two diamonds at Jesse*
Jesse: there is no crafting table, how am I supposed to craft?
Me: figure it out! Now go *shoves Jesse out side*
Jesse: *sees wither storm* this kid knows how to torture us...
Me: b*** I am 14 years old! So get used to dis or die! oh and don't forget your s*** *throws stuff outside* *slams the door*
Jesse: O_O ... I'm gonna die...
TWO SECONDS LATER
Jesse: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! *pushes tree*
Wither storm: *sucks up tree*
Jesse: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT WAS THE SECOND TREE! *punches another tree*
Trees: *gets owned by wither storm*
Jesse: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *eats popcorn* this is a lovely show
Whiskee: you sound just like Hadrian
Me: don't compare me with that purple sack of s***
Hadrian: ...
Jesse: IS ANYBODY GOING TO HELP?!?!
Me, Whiskee, Drake and jersey: *takes group selfie*
Jesse: F*** YOU!!! *gets eaten by wither storm*
Whiskee: wow
Jersey: I thought he'd last longer
Me: well he did have nothing but leather armor and a stick...
Petra: *twitching* don't forget the f***ing diamonds...
Me: yes... Those too!
Petra: *thinks* your gonna be dead here soon
Me: hey me, mah friends and mah siblings are the ones with powers here! Get used to this!
Petra: 😡 ...
Me: 😏 *brings Jesse back*
Jesse: I hate this place...
Petra: me too... *kisses Jesse's cheek*
Jesse: O//////O
Me: *Fangirling* OMG! It's confirmed!
Jersey: dudette, calm down
Me: *calms down* anyway... This next dare is from a good friend of mine (thank you CometFall3X for this dare) Guys... Play at least one round of truth or dare
Petra: :l okay... Is that it?
Me: you really want this to be truth or die?
Petra: ... Just chip me...
Me: your already chipped
Petra: what?
Me: *throws mind control chip at Petra*
Me: >:3
Petra: f*** you...
Me: aw f*** you too! Now... Here is a bottle... *places said bottle onto floor*
Mell: so what do we do with it brah?
Me: spin it...
TWO MINUTES OF EXPLAINING
Jesse: wait... We can get in trouble for this? We're free!!!
Me: Jesse, think about what you just said and think about my powers
Petra: over powered b***
Me: just play da game...
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Jesse: okay... Let's do this... *spins bottle*
Bob the Bottle: *lands on Petra*
Petra: O_O
Jesse: Petra... Truth or dare?
Petra: truth...
Jesse: is it true that you secretly love me? *insert Lenny face*
Petra: O///////////////////////////////////////O
Me: her face says it all
Petra: *awkwardly spins bottle*
Bob the Bottle: *lands on harper*
Petra: uh... H-harper... T-truth... Or Dare...
Harper: truth
Petra: do you like... Ivor?
Harper: O///O
Ivor: oh my notch, THANK YOU PETRA!!! *runs around like an idiot* LONG LIVE LAVA!!!!!!
Harper: he is one strange man...
Me: he has been since episode 5...
Magnus: epis... What?
Ellegaard: episode... Oh my notch they know...
Me: ;) ... Harper... Answer da question
Harper: I... I might... What are you trying to do?
Me: I don't have to answer that...
Harper: ... *spins bottle*
Me: *looks at Whiskee*
Whiskee: *nods*
Me: *nods back*
Whiskee: *flips lever*
Bob the bottle: *lands on aiden*
Aiden: s***!
Gill: BLAZE RODS!
Me: BLAZE RODS!!! :D
Aiden: kill me now...
Harper: ... Truth or dare?
Aiden: dare... I'll do anything if it will get these two to shut up...
Me: harper what are you going to dare Aiden to do?
TO BE CONTINUED
what should harper dare Aiden to do?
YOU ARE READING
mcsm ask or dare
HumorI had so much fun reading these and now I have officially joined the fun