My KPOP Dreams

WTF (Waterfall's) Dream

Warning: this chapter needs a dosage of HIGH and ESTACY because--- well you 'll just know why when you read wxtxrfxll's dream

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Date with JK

ok get ready for a shiTSTORM of dreams bc yeah

ok so this happened a few months back, prob 2-3 months, i was on like- a fucking dream marathon aND THE THING WAS JUNGKOOK WAS IN ALL OF THESE DREAMS SO IM REALLY PISSED ABOUT IT ok sO 

the first dream was of me in school and shit and apparently jungkook was my boyfriend but we've never gone on a real date bc something always seems to interrupt us like jk has never even gotten the chance to aSK

so us (along with our friends) were on some sort of mission to get jk and i on a date but bad luck always sOMEHOW reaches us ok anyway

then it skipped to when one of my friends (whos somehow scott pilgrim???) was getting teased by our other friends for accidentally pronouncing faux fur as 'fucks fur' ok anyway we saw jk and

eVERYTHING WAS LIKE MATRIX MODE WHEN WE BOTH RAN UP TO EACH OTHER BEFORE ANYTHING CAN STOP US but scott somehow slipped on a banana peel bUT NO BITCH THAT DIDNT STOP US SO WHILE SCOTT WAS FALLING FROM THE BANANA PEEL IN SLOW MOTION JK WENT UP TO ME AND WAS LIKE 

"do you wanna go on a date with me?" 

cringe cringe ok anyway mission aCCOMPLISHED then i woke up 

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I named my cat GDRAGON

ok neXT DREAM so this was really fucked up like bEYOND FUCKED UP I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING 

ok so apparently i made a bunch of little kids angry and they litERALLY tried to kill me but out of nowhere 2 of my cats (which i dont even own in real life) popped up and they were hella chubby and there was one wearing colorful clothing and animal prints and gold chains and sunglasses aND APPARENTLY I NAMED THAT CAT GDRAGON and there was another cat who i apparently named grandma

so when they showed up gdragon was like "dont worry fam. we got this" and grandma was like "lets kick these rascals asses" sO THEY FULL ON FUCKIN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE KIDS WHILE I RAN AWAY

so then i fuckin bOLTED into another room but the room i walked into was a gameshow or smth and dean winchester was there with a baseball glove or smth and i suDDENLY TURNED INTO AN OLD LADY and i was told to hit the baseball as hard as i can so i did and thE BALL HIT DEAN IN THE NUTS so i won and i was allowed to leave bUT THE KIDS CAUGHT UP 

(a/n's fangirling over Supernatural shit.. okay back to the story)

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Dasi Run Run Run

SO I FOUND MYSELF IN A NEIGHBOURHOOD AND I RAN LIKE 5 BLOCKS NON STOP TURNING HERE AND THERE AND I DIDNT EVEN FEEL OUT IF BREATH SO ANYWAY

 i stopped in front of this house of this white dude and indian lady couple and they were getting ready for a trip so they were putting their kids in the car and stuff but there was this random girl who tried to act like a doll so she could go on the trip with them but the kids from earlier called her out and the mom was like "wait... i dont have a yellow child" (bc the child was wearing yellow??) so the girl was like "..shit" before running away

so then the kids noticed me and chASED AFTER MY ASS AGAIN SO I RAN 10 MOTHER FUCKING BLOCKS before i reached the road and did that hitchhiker thing where the stick their thumbs out or smth for a free ride

after getting rejected 5 times a black car pulled up so i got in and tuRNS OUT it was jungkook's non existent sister called rina who was driving and jk was in the passenger seat so anyway i told rina to stEP ON IT bc the kids were getting closer so while she drove she asked what was happening and i told her these angry little kids are tryna kill me ok anyway

we pulled up at this house which was apparently our friend's house (who was dean (the singer)) and we were just gonna chill there for a while so anyway we got out of rina's car and jk juST PULLED ME INTO A KISS NO BOI so im assuming we were bf/gf sigh ok so

(A/n: DUDE! I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE THING FOR THIS BOI ! JUST KEEP DENYING IT!)

we walked into dean's house and he was just chillin in the couch hitting a fucking blunt and casually said to us "sup" and then i woke up

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SCARLET HEART (parody)

ok so the third and final dream im gonna be mentioning (haLLELUJAH) is actually a series of 3 dreams bc they were all like, continued on from each other

so it was when i started watching scarlet heart and i guess i was just so obsessed with it i started dreaming about it okay anywaY i was basically haesoo while jungkook was i guess you could say wang so ok so i dont remember much from this but jk and i wanted to get married???? but my dad wouldnt let me bc idk so it was like some romeo and juliet shit minus the part where they both die ok so

ok so when everything went to shit i wanted to go back to my time so i tried jumping back into the lake i woke up in and jk found me and was like "nO HOOOOEE DONT DO ITTT" and i just stopped and broke down while he comforted me so thats what i remember from the first scarlet heart dream

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My Annoying Bestfriend

ok second SH dream vernon was apparently my best friend and hE WAS JUST THE MOST ANNOYING SHIT EVER but he was still aight he knew how to cheer me up and shit so he was cheering me up when i got all pissed and sad bc of my father 

apparently my mood always brightened when i saw vernon do skateboarding tricks and shit (i dont even know why skateboards were in the goryeo dynasty) so yeah i got all giddy and shit and thats what i remember 

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Kookie-Gull

ok third one i dont remember much other than jk and i finally getting married or smth and then yeAh so thats aLL FOLks

lmAO bitch you THOUGHT ok heres my last one rly short ok (not rly lmao)

so my family and i were in s.korea idk for a vacation or smth so they let me wander around and shit

so then i saw a big line of people with cameras and shit and they were squeaking and i thought there was a celebrity coming so i joined them and there were these two lines facing each other as if making a walkway for the celeb so i pushed my way to somewhere in the middle of the line

so the celeb was coming and it was jUNGKOOK WITH LONG SHINY HAIR

I FUCKING SHIT YOU NOT IT LOOKS LIKE HE CAME OUT OF A SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL FOR HEAD AND SHOULDERS AND HIS HAIR WAS LIKE UP TO HIS ASS

so he was walking down the walkway thingy hella slowly with a poker face aND THE THING WAS EVERYONE WAS SO MESMERIZED BY HIS LOOKS NO ONE MADE A SOUND AND JUST STARED AT HIM

so i quickly fished out my phone to try and take a pic but my phone was oFF so i had to wait for it to turn on again

and because of the small ass walkway when he walked past there was like a one inch gap between us aND I THINK I WAS ACTUALLY TALLER IN THAT DREAM BC OUR HEIGHTS WERENT THAT DIFFERENT so anyway

by the time i took the photo he was already walking away and when i looked at the photo IT WAS JUST THE BACK OF HIM SURROUND BY BRIGHT LIGHT LIKE HE WAS SOME SORT OF ANGEL OR SMTH

ok im done im sorry i had to send it in separate paragraphs but wp wouldnt load long af paragraphs 

and youre probably hella spammed too lmao srry i should stop