"You see... he's my boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet."
(prepare your self for one weird ass story featuring Malak Watson)
" I collect the air Malak breathes in. Totally normal compared to what I've done over the last few months, never mind y...
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I'm confused. Like legit confused.
I have been investigating this boy from the DNA samples I've found in his hair to his slightly yellow toenails. I've seen him pick his nose while in the bath and I've seen him purposely spit in his mum's hair. But Jesus I did not expect this...
You may not know this. But I. Yes me. Have a tuna fetish. I know. You wouldn't of thought in a million of years of me having a tuna fetish. But I know it's sad. Not even sad, it's brilliant.
But why? Oh why? Does Malak want to start to inherit this disease? Maybe I'm spreading this disease around too much? I mean just the other day I caught some girl stuffing tuna inside her bra. It was some Girl in the mirror. That looked like me. But wasn't me...
I'll guess we'll never find out.
" It's just soo tasty!" Malak says, stuffing sandwich after sandwich inside his mouth. " Do you have anymore?" He says before releasing a death-seeking burp into my oxygen.
When this boy marries me he needs to start to learn some manners... I'm gonna start by locking him in a basement and covering him in coco cola.
" Hey do you still have your binoculars?" Malak says.
"Nope" I say, forcing a fake smile and stuffing my binoculars deeper into my bag.
If anyone needs to use my binoculars it's me. I need them for ... Stuff Like investigating how many hours Malak sleeps in the day by watching him from his garden.
" You can borrow my binoculars if you want?" Girrafe says, before I shoot her an annoyed look.
"Thanks" he says, snatching it out of her hand.
While Malak began stalking innocent girls from a distance I pulled giraffe away for a minute.
" What are you doing? We're suppose to be stalking him, not stalking with him. " I whispered, slightly strangling her arm.
" Think about it dummie." She said, snatching her arm away and knocking me on the head. " if we can get close to Malak, we can BE close to Malak"
Her eyes lit up but yet I stared at her with a blank expression. I tilted my head to the left while slightly bowing my head.
" Don't look at me like that" she said, playfully slapping me. " watch and learn"
She pulled us back to the table where Malak casually sat spying at girls through binoculars.
There is something wrong with this girl. From the limp in her walk to the one random hair that sticks out of her head like a pineapple. She needs Jesus.
" Hey Malak." She said, unsuccessfully getting Malak's attention.
She huffed at me before taking her grape juice and spilling it all over her WHITE t-shirt.
" Oh no! My t-shirt. How could you?" She exaggerated, acting like I purposely poured grape juice all over her.
" Malak can you take me to get cleaned up?" She said in her best baby impression.
I widened my eyes at her before kissing my teeth.
" Actually, I have to get home"
" Can I come?"
" I need to go and have a bath"
" I can come over too. I'll just sit in the corner and wait till your finished."
" You want to watch me take a bath?"
"Yeah why not?"
All three of us went silent before Malak broke the silent.
" Okay sure.. You want to come to?" He said, nudging me.
" You want me to watch you have a bath" I said, raising my voice.
" No" he said, " just come over. We were joking."
" Yeah" giraffe said, confused. " We were?"
I was about to open my mouth before I felt a kick from under the table. I looked to the side seeing giraffe gritting her teeth at me. I could tell by her eyes that she was about to eat my souls if I didn't say yes soo..
" yeah why not? What's the worse that could happen?"
TO BE CONTINUED❤️😭 ------------------------------------------
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I see how many views and votes chapter 6 "50 shades of lightskin" has compared to the one BEFORE it. Dirty sinners 😂😂 I bet all u dirty minded people just skipped 5 chapters to see if this book got saucyyy 😂😂😂
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