Matt: MY EYES
Matt: HAVE BEEN BLESSED
Matt: BY THE GLORY OF YOUR BOOTY
Matt: wait is that really your butt
Hairy: the one and only
Matt: ITS SO CUTE
Hairy: don't call it cute wtf
Hairy: that is a manly butt
Matt: HAHHAHAH DONT MAKE ME LAUGH
Hairy: IT IS MANLY
Matt: please, my left tit is more manly than your little butt
Hairy: you know what
Matt: what?
Hairy: idk i thought you knew
Matt: you're such a goof
Matt: still can't believe you actually sent me a nude
Hairy: well i did so believe it
Matt: wish it would have been a dick pic but i guess beggars can't be choosers
Hairy: i don't show dick over text
Matt: so you're saying you'd show it to me in person
Hairy: well let me buy you dinner first but yeah
Matt: omg you better take me to dinner so i can get that D after
Hairy: as long as i get the P
Hairy: P as in Pomegranate
Matt: omg i thought you meant the other P
Hairy: what other P?
Matt: Peaches
Hairy: oh
Hairy: nah, just Pomegranate
Matt: alright I'll give you that P then
Hairy: sounds good
Matt: OMG
Hairy: WHAT
Matt: WE MEET IN TWO DAYS
Hairy: seriously? jesus i need to pack
Hairy: i need to book a flight
Matt: get on it then froggy
Hairy: do not
Matt: fine
Matt: get on it then asswipe
Hairy: on second thought i might just stay here
Matt: nO
Hairy: then stop being rude
Matt: fine
Matt: wait so um how long do you plan on staying in Florida?
Hairy: i haven't decided yet
Hairy: depends on how long you want me to stay after we meet
Matt: oh
Matt: what if we meet and i don't want you to stay longer?
Hairy: then I'll leave
Matt: just like that?
Hairy: just like that.
Matt: okay
Hairy: okay
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a/n: hella short chapter sorry but the next ones will be longer
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FanfictionI held my breath as I hit send. My heart was pounding in my chest and my hands were slightly shaking. 'wow you are hella cute' she replied after a solid 30 seconds of silence. I let out the breath I was holding in relief. She thinks he's cute, good...
