His funny pickup line

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Isco:
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive.

Claudio:
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Fernando:
"I'm in a relationship."

"Let's talk about how we can get you out of that."

Manuel:
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

Paulo:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

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