WARNINGS: NONE
NOTES: This is the last of the holiday Oneshots! I'm going to put up a chapter full of gifs as a little bonus for all you guys, since you're all so sweet and lovely. Hope you enjoy this oneshot with Mistah J! It's kinda short, but eh.
"J!" You said, shaking your boyfriend gently. The Joker groaned and opened his bright blue eyes.
"Yes, my darling?" He asked, rubbing his eyes. You smiled widely and wrapped your arms around his torso.
"It's Christmas Eve!" You said, excitedly. The Joker SAT up and smiled.
"It appears it is..." He said, wrapping an arm around your shoulders.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, (Y/N)?" He asked you. You looked at him, and shook your head.
"We should make the town.a bit more... Festive." He smiled. You clapped your hands and nodded.
"I'll get the car."
"And I'll get the decorations and explosives."
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You and the Joker sped out onto the gloomy streets of Gotham, the purple Lamborghini contrasting greatly to the boring grays.
The thing that bothered you the most is that Gotham never decorated for Christmas. It looked even more depressing than usual. So, you and the Joker made it your mission to spread a little magic.
"Hey, babe, hand me a paint grenade." The Joker said, holding out his hand.
"Red or green?" You asked, digging in your bag.
"Green." The Joker said, "A glitter one of you have it."
You pulled out the bright green grenade with a big smile painted on it, and handed it to him.
The Joker pulled the pin out of the grenade, and chucked it out the window.
As soon as it hit the ground, and explosion of bright green glitter paint decorated the streets. You giggled as you threw a red one out, watching it blow.
You and the Joker did this for a while, but as always, he had to ruin the fun.
A dark figure swooped in front of the car, standing a few yards I'm front of it.
The Joker floored it, but the figure swiftly jumped over the car. You had thought you lost him, but nope.
The car suddenly stopped. The Joker floored the car, but it wouldn't go anywhere. The Joker cursed, kicking open the door. You followed suit, a gun in your hand.
"Come on, Bats, why do you gotta ruin the holiday fun?" You whined.
"You two destroyed almost half the city." The Batman said, his voice deep and gruff. You rolled your eyes.
"So we mighta hit a few people. So?" You said. Batman lunged at you, but you stepped out of the way, and fired your gun.
The fun you had was no ordinary gun... No, this gun shot out Christmas lights.
Before you could say "Gingerbread", Batman was tangled in a mess of multi colored lights.
The Joker laughed as he watched Batman struggle to get loose. Joker kissed your cheek, before walking up to Batman, kicking him in the face and placing a Santa hat he was wearing on Batman's head.
"Happy holidays, Batsy!" The Joker yelled, before you and him got into the car and sped off back home, singing Christmas songs on the way.
"That was fun!" You said, putting your feet up on the dash. The Joker laughed, throwing the last paint grenade out the window.
"Indeed... We should do this every year!" He said.
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