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My ex texted me that she missed me at exactly 7:27 am wtf is life...😹 but I bought so much shit on amazon again today, I think I have a problem 🙄
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Canola: I think it's so FUNNY how Lauren thinks she can have side hoes

Allysin: oh look at that it's time for me to go feed my cat...

NormaniK: Ally your cat is dead

Allysin: FUCK YOU IT STILL HURTS

LaurenJ: I DONT HAVE HOES YOURE THE ONE THAT HAS HOES! FUCK YOU

Crybaby: whelp look at the time, I have to be everywhere but here rn

NormaniK: ^^^

DinahJ: fuck that I'm grabbing my popcorn

Canola: OH FUCK YOU TOO LAUREN.

LaurenJ: YOU ALREADY DID.

LaurenJ: but I hate you.

Canola: IF YOU HATE ME SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU JUST GO BE WITH THAT BITCH YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH AT TARGET.

Allysin: children, children, please

LaurenJ: SHUT UP ALLY.

Allysin: well fuck you too then damn

LaurenJ: I WAS NOT FLIRTING WITH HER. WHY WOULD I FLIRT WITH HER WHEN I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AS PRETTY AS YOU?

NormaniK: awww Lauren thank you

Canola: ARE YOU DATING NORMANI TOO??????

Canola: DAMN LAUREN WHY DONT YOU JUST DATE ALL OF AMERICA

Allysin: YEAH LAUREN

LaurenJ: *face palm* I hate everyone

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