Q & A with Me and The COD Zombie Crews 2.0

2016 Wattpad Rewind

Me and Marlton: *planning out what we need for this year's Rewind*

Everyone else: *about to watch the 2016 YouTube Rewind*

Me: *looks back at them* We could use some ideas, y'all. 

Misty: *shushes me* It's about to start!

Marlton: *walks over and pauses the video*

Billy: *groans* Oh come on, Darlington. It was just about to start!

Marlton: Lindsay is right, everyone. You all need to discuss any ideas with us.

Tank: *sighs* Well, the theme is obviously about zombies. Last year was about Lindsay's journey on here.

Me: *nods* So, what happened this year for zombies? *holds my marker*

Richtofen: Zhe charity event vhich zhe Zombie YouTubers raised up to $100,000.

Me: *writes that down*

Misty: The Z House happened.

Stu: The disappointment of the Revelations ending.

Marlton: The DLC map packs were announced.

Albert: New memes were created.

Finn: Newton's Cookbook.

Sal: The comics were announced.

Misty: Our first issue was released this year. *proud of herself*

Billy: *shakes his head* 

Me: The Super Easter Egg scandal.

Everyone: *nods*

Jessica: VenusAmorette updated.

Me: *quickly writes that on the board* Hell yeah!

Tank: More glitches in zombies.

Takeo: Invisibre death barriers.

Nikolai: *sips vodka* The cancellation of the 115 movie.

Nero: On the bright side, V2rocketproductions and the Lyosacks partnership released their remakes of the mode.

Floyd: Zombies franchise died this year.

Everyone else: *looks at Floyd*

Floyd: *rolls his eyes* Zombies in Spaceland was announced.

Me: *writes down everything that everyone suggested* Okay, okay. Now...*looks at everyone* How are we going to end it?

Richtofen: I suggest ve end it vith Treyarch's troll of mein death in Revelations.

Jessica: I say we end it with a question for the players and then for the icing, we add "Do ya baby?"

Tank: We're not ending it with your meme, Jessie? 

Me: Hmmm...*thinks* How about the Albert and Monty theory? It was one of the biggest theories in the community.

Tank: Yeah, but it was relevant for a week. 

Jack: I got it! *stands up* We end it with my "Jackie fucking Vincent" punchline!

Misty: *stands up* No! Besides, your punchline was relevant in 2015.

Me: Come on, you guys. *thinks again* How about we end it with Monty's "I am that duck" meme.

Tank: If I hear one more person say that, I'm gonna use their guts as a bandolier!

Me: *sighs* Tank, that was relevant back 2008. Get up to date.

Richtofen: Nein, I vill kill anyone vho brings up zhe Battlefield 4 or Overvatch!