Sophie: I used to love these! But now, some of this stuff is so silly.
Keefe: We're much prettier than these "elves".
Biana: Definitely! Also, y'know, You-Know-Who is really scary.
Sophie: I know!
Dex: Who?
Linh: You-Know-Who.
Dex: No I don't.
Sophie: What?
Dex: I don't know who.
Keefe: Yeah you do.
Dex: Do you know who?
Keefe: Yes.
Fitz: Oh! I know who!
Dex: Who?
Keefe: Doctor Who!
Sophie: Wrong show, idiot.
Tam: What is happening to us?
Biana: You-Know-Who happened.
Dex: I still don't know who.
Sophie: It was in the book! Did you even read it?
Keefe: Nope!
Dex: She was asking me!
Sophie: If you didn't read it, how'd you know about the elves?
Keefe: Of course I know about elves! I am one!
Sophie: No, the elves from the book.
Keefe: But I didn't read the book.
Sophie: Keefe, earlier, you said you said that the elves weren't as pretty as us. How'd you know there weren't as pretty.
Keefe: Well, no one's as pretty as us. But do you know who the very prettiest is?
Biana and Sophie: *blush*
Keefe: ME!
Fitz, Tam, and Dex: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Biana and Sophie: *glare at Keefe*
Linh: Wait, who said the thing about the elves?
Biana: *stops glaring* Oh, you know who.
Linh: You-Know-Who? Or you know who?
Dex: What?
Fitz: I'm confused.
Biana: You're always confused.
Dex: That is true.
Fitz: No it's not.
Keefe: It is.
Sophie: Who's confused?
Keefe: Who do you think?
Sophie: Fitz?
Keefe: DING DING DING!
Sophie: Do I win?
Dex: Does she win?
Keefe: WE HAVE A WINNER HERE! COME UP AND ACCEPT YOUR PRIZE YOUNG LADY!
Fitz: Do you even have a prize?
Keefe: Nope!
Sophie: Aww. *pouts*
Keefe: Here's your prize! *hugs her*
Biana and Dex: *glares*
Tam: Really, guys?
Linh: We get annoyed at each other a lot. Has anyone else noticed this?
Tam: Of course we have, Captain Obvious!
Keefe: I thought Captain Obvious was Dex. I mean, he's so obvious with his-
Dex: Shut up Keefe!
Keefe: crush on
Dex: Shut up now!
Biana: What are you trying to say Keefe?
Keefe: I would have said it if you hadn't interrupted me! Also, you already know! (A/N: I'm in the fast lane! From LA to- okay I'll stop now)
Biana: Fine, I'm sorry, now tell me the secret!
Keefe: *about to whisper to Biana* *loudly* I'M BATMAN!
Biana: Not that secret! The secret you were about to say!
Tam: Plus, we already know you think you're Batman.
Sophie: Guys, how come we always get off task?
Fitz: Well, this time it was because of You-Know-Who.
Dex: I still don't who.
Sophie: It's You-Know-Who.
Dex: No I don't!
*in the background, while Sophie and Dex are still arguing about You-Know-Who*
Tam: *whispers to Biana* Not this again!
Biana: *whispers back* Usually You-Know-Who means Keefe. Or Sophie. Or Fitz. Or Dex. It really depends on the context.
Keefe: *pops up behind them* *whispers* You talking about me?
Tam and Biana: *turn* GO AWAY!
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*on the other side of the room*
Fitz: This is kind of boring.
Linh: Yep.
Fitz: Do you want to leave?
Linh: Ok.
*they leap away*
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Tam: Where did my sister go?
Biana: Where did my brother go?
Tam and Biana: *look at each other, then leap away*
Keefe: Aww come on, now who can I bug? *leaps away*
*several minutes later*
Sophie: It's You-Know-Who Dex, not- Where did everyone else go?
Dex: Beats me.
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KOTLC React
Fanfiction-DISCONTINUED- Clairebear: Welcome to my react book. We have awkward teenagers, thinly veiled shipping (Oh, who am I kidding? There is no veil.), and zero fourth wall. I hope you enjoy your stay in my keeper react book.
