[10:18]
[minswag was added to group: Vaping Must Impress Nicotine]
taekitaway: and she quite literally dropped th match
park.jimin: LITerally
taekitaway: go back to sucking the bathtub's face thx
taekitaway: but then she low-key dropped to the goddamn ground
taekitaway: anD THEN SHE ROLLED TOWARDS THE EXIT OF THE ROOM FASTER THAN MY HOPES AND DREAMS LEFT ME
taekitaway: so i ask "what the cripity crap r u actually doing"
taekitaway: the girl goes "when there's a fire, u should stop drop and roll"
taekitaway: GIRL IF U DIDNT STOP AND DROP THE DAMN MATCH U WOULDNT NEED TO BE ROLLIN
jungstallion: all bc of ur passion for candles
taekitaway: oh i'm sorry i didn't know PEOPLE COULDNT LIGHT MATCHES
taekitaway: and b quiet, i needed that damn cherry blossom scented candle
jungstallion: so did the fire spread or something
taekitaway: nawh, kookie was conveniently waddling around with a cup of water he was using for painting and saw the situation then splashed the water on ze ground
park.jimin: what a waste of water
park.jimin: he could of used that precious water for a masterpiece
taekitaway: y aren't u deep throating the bath yet
park.jimin: how do i
taekitaway: he's ur boyfriend, y should i kno
park.jimin: no, aren't i your boyfriend
jungstallion: VAPING MUST IMPRESS NICOTINE
taekitaway: tbh vaping probably disappoints nicotine
jjk.art: "son, i'm so ashamed of what u have become"
taekitaway: "no dad pls listen"
jjk.art: "ur a disappointment. y can't u be a real man? y water vapor?"
taekitaway: bc my eX lovEs water tOo muCh so i sHall vaPorize iT and take awaY eveRything he loves
minswag: kookie, what is this group chat? why did you add me?
jjk.art: o rite
jjk.art: my favourite caballo
jjk.art: do u kno mincent swagogh
jungstallion: is he the one you obsess over all the time?
jjk.art: SH
park.jimin: "oh my god jimin look, LOOK he posted a new art piece OH MY GOD it's so perfect JIMIN loooook"
park.jimin: "JIMIN HES TALKING TO ME HELPHELPHELP"
jjk.art: I WILL PERSONALLY MURDER U
jungstallion: glad my life is no longer in danger
jjk.art: no but do you know señor swag?
jungstallion: no...?
jjk.art: do u know a man named suga?
jungstallion: i know somebody who uses that as a nickname, not their birth name.
jjk.art: ¡so u do know señor swag!
minswag: congratulations kookie, you have proved oh so much.
jjk.art: but where do u guys know each other from???
jungstallion: wait so is @ minswag suga?
jjk.art: yeet
jungstallion: oh.
minswag: hey hoseok
jungstallion: hi.
taekitaway: yo chimchim do you smell this tension
park.jimin: yeah
park.jimin: i also smell fire
taekitaway: lol y
taekitaway: I WILL HIRE AN ASSASSIN TO KILL YOU I SWEAR PARK JIMIN
taekitaway: GET UP OFF THE GROUND U MORON STOP ROLLING
jjk.art: they see me rolling
park.jimin: they hating
