Me: Okay, ballsacks, so here we go --
Harry: That's quite rude to refer to your followers as "ballsacks," isn't it?
Me: Harry, shut the hell up, this is my shindig, okay?
Niall: Anybody want a drink?
Me: Niall, not now!
Jillian: This was probably the worst idea, putting these two together.
Sadie: Right? I mean, seriously guys, how old are we?
Harry: Well --
Me: I swear to god. Can I start now children?
Niall: . . . yes.
Me: Thank you. Okay, Jillian this question is for you.
Jillian: Oh, god.
Me: @vanillaboyharry wants to know your thoughts on Harry's feet?
Harry: Oh, my god, don't even answer that.
Me: Harry, for god's sake, let the woman speak.
Jillian: All I can say is, I question why he thought tattooing "Big" on his big toe was a good idea.
Harry: Okay, I never said it was a good idea.
Me: Haha! Moving on. Niall, @vanillaboyharry would also like to know if you've ever had a crush on Jillian?
Niall: Well, she's definitely a beaut.
Harry: Do not continue.
Me: Harry, if you don't wait your turn, you're going on time-out.
Harry: Ugh, fine. *pouts*
Sadie: I'm surrounded by children.
Niall: Am I allowed to continue?
Me: Go ahead.
Niall: Okay, well I was going to say, yes, she is beautiful, but no, I haven't crushed on her.
Me: Zayn, @ceceww23 wants to know, do. you really like Jillian, or are you just looking for a good fûck?
Zayn: Uh, no, I'm not looking for a good fûck, actually. I really do like Jillian.
Harry: *eye roll*
Me: Niall, @ceceww23 also wants to know if you'd like to get Nando's with her sometime?
Niall: Call me. I'm down for Nando's 24/7.
Megan: You're down for any kind of food 24/7.
Niall: I mean. . . no regrets, babe.
Me: Jillian, @ceceww23 wants to know if you see Harry as a sugar daddy, or if he is more of a boyfriend to you?
Jillian: Well. . . I'm not sure if I can answer that question just yet. I do care about Harry and I would do anything for him, but it's only been about a month of being "together," per se. I'm not sure how to properly define ourselves, I guess.
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Give Me Some Sugar, Daddy (Wattys 2017)
Fanfiction"Say my name," Harry said, his hands groping my butt and pushing me against the wall. "Say it." "H-Harry." I whined, and he abruptly pushed his pelvis against me, pinning me to the wall and pulling his head back to look at me. "That's not my name."...
