marry me.

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taetaelien: Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? @minahstrawberry @eatjin @dancemonster #trafficlights #hair

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mochijimin: damn, my boi is so smooth
minahstrawberry: ...what the fuck? excuse me?
manlykookie: like for the beautiful namjin couple
songjoongki: ...what the hell am i doing here?

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minahstrawberry
ugh my stomach hurts

minahstrawberry
i think i ate something bad

taetaelien
did you take some medecine?

minahstrawberry
no, not yet

minahstrawberry
why?

taetaelien
it's okay jagiya, i'll be your medecine! <3

minahstrawberry
that's the reason why i'm not cured yet

taetaelien
...

taetaelien
i am deeply offended

taetaelien
but it's okay

taetaelien
i still like you

minahstrawberry
fuck, why are you so annoying?

taetaelien
only for you babe <3

minahstrawberry
-.-

taetaelien
anyways, look outside your door

minahstrawberry
...

minahstrawberry
don't tell me you're here

taetaelien
just open the door

minahstrawberry
...

minahstrawberry
explain to me why the fuck a fucking giant totoro plushie is right outside my door

taetaelien
SURPRISE!!!!!

taetaelien
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

minahstrawberry
...

minahstrawberry
what the fuck bro

taetaelien
aren't you supposed to say thank you? :(

taetaelien
that giant stuffed totoro was expensive, you know?

minahstrawberry
first of all, i didn't ask you to buy me a fucking expensive gift

minahstrawberry
second of all, would you please leave me alone?

minahstrawberry
and third of all, how the fuck do you know it's my bday?

taetaelien
soonyoung noona told me!

minahstrawberry
soonyoung... noona?

taetaelien
well, duh

taetaelien
she's a year older than me bro

minahstrawberry
...i forgot that she's a freaking grandma

minahstrawberry
and since when do you guys talk?

taetaelien
ooh i sense some jealousy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

taetaelien
we talk often, noona is very nice

minahstrawberry
...fuck you

taetaelien
why so salty? it's your birthday minah!

taetaelien
lighten up!

minahstrawberry
...i hate my birthday

taetaelien
really?!? why?!

taetaelien
birthdays are supposed to be happy and colorful!

minahstrawberry
...my ex cheated on my birthday

minahstrawberry
now it reminds me that i used to love him so much

minahstrawberry
...i'm so pathetic

taetaelien
you're not pathetic, you're bootiful!

taetaelien
and since you're all sad and gloomy, let me come over so i can cheer you up!

minahstrawberry
no

taetaelien
please?!?

taetaelien
i really wanna see you!

minahstrawberry
no

taetaelien
please?!?!?!

minahstrawberry
goddammit

minahstrawberry
for the last fucking time, NO

taetaelien
...

taetaelien
you suck :(

minahstrawberry
and you swallow ;)

taetaelien
WAIT WHAT THE HELL MINAH?!?!

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